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I am in big trouble with my wife...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by themagician, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. themagician

    themagician Regular Member

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    '...I am in big trouble with my wife. I forgot to open the car door for her.
    I just panicked and swam straight to the surface'.

    themagician
    (Don't usually post jokes, but thought this was funny).
     
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  2. premiumsource

    premiumsource Senior Member

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    haha good one!
     
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  3. Vivica

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    That's what happened to Ted's girl friend, Mary Joe...
     
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  4. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Great post, Vivica!

    Fat Teddy's Olsmobile has also killed more people than my guns!
     
  5. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    As they used to say in "National Lampoon"......

    "That's no funny, that's sick!"

    And I LOVE IT!

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Rambo

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    HAHA that made me laugh...good stuff magician!
     
  7. blckyboy

    blckyboy Newbie

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    Thats up there with:

    My wife ran away with my best friend - Gee I miss him.
     
  8. The Joker

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    lol sure put a smile on my face :D
     
  9. Rambo

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    HAHA the irony Joker! ;)
     
  10. almir

    almir Power Member

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    :D:D:D

    this one is hillarious
     
  11. turbotec

    turbotec Junior Member

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    LOL!! good one
     
  12. urbanzen

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    Damnit...took me 3 passes of reading, before I get the Joke! By then the effect wasn't as strong...

    I need more coffee..8 hours of coding has done me in...

    T_T

    Urban
     
  13. r-webb-k

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    u sick mf**ka lol j/k