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"I am Horny and Surfing Porn Sites"

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by IamNRE, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. IamNRE

    IamNRE Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    What do I NEED or WANT that would get enough of my attention that I would put my willy away and take action right there and then?

    (I'm trying to find a good angle and product to offer porn surfing men)....

    Help me brainstorm a brilliant angle and product to offer those guys.

    Thanks
     
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    I got it!
    How about a flash ad to the site, showing a chair....
    You start working it, then BAM! A close relative sits in that chair and sees what your doing (through your webcam).
    Their reaction will instantly make you put you willy away :p
     
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    I'd like to help but I honestly don't understand your question....
     
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    I was wondering should I click this thread or Do you like BEER thread...my willy told me this one, and I clicked. My willy was wrong
     
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    Ah, you should never let your willy do the clicking.
     
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    Thanks Barto.

    I'll try to reiterate it differently.

    I want help finding out what guys that are surfing porn sites Really WANT or NEED so that I can give that to them and make $$$ as an affiliate or product maker.

    i.e maybe they want a girlfriend so I can tell them; "I'll show you how to get a bitch so you don't have to play with your willy, just follow these steps and sign up to this adult dating site and you will get your willy wet before the night is over." You get me?
     
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    Why put it away? Make a JV with your willy.
     
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    If you do come up with that idea it will be worth a couple of million.

    find local slags/ Get a bigger dick now...............that kinda covers your options.
     
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    Everything has been done already - so anything is possible...

    Because there is a pervertniche for every pervert out there
     
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    They say OP:p

    Angle is an age factor up in 20's

    Level in 40's

    Tilting down off the level in 50's

    Then blast so they the 60's Viagra kicks in, and back comes the erect angle spitting upwards

    Never asked dudes in the 70's 80's 90's...

    The angle John is the dichotomy your product should be called...

    Buy from John the ultimate "Hard Willy Always Up" Read more here! Opening Offer Bonus - Right now readers with 9 inch plus please order premium pack it is penguin and hummingbird friendly as once it is up it can never be slapped down...
     
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    Go talk to girls and make a blog of your experiences. You hit two birds with one stone. Chances of getting laid go up while you also have a chance to get a blog that can be monethized.
     
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    And whatever you do...don't cock it up!
     
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    Yep... that seems to be the only ads that are shown to that group....

    "hook up with a local" ... "mature house wives"..... "fat chicks need sex too"... "natural pill will make your penis bigger than your car" type of shit everywhere....

    I Gotta find a unique angle to stand out from all of the noise.
     
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    Kleenex! Yup that is what those jerk offs need. Now with Aloe ;)
     
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    Been trying to come up with a different style product that would work for adult too, namely adult mobile. If you wanna brainstorm on it you can pm me your messenger.
     
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    How about holiday packages to Pattaya or Amsterdam :D (i've never been there, just uhh heard.. from a friend.. of a friend..)
     
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    I get ya. You want the killer call to action for wankers ;)

    Well I think most porn visitors are looking for immediate, cheap, fast entertainment, not necessarily just porn/sex. That is, in real life that'd be sex and booze and whatever comes with it. In cyberspace that'd probably match a drunk visitor looking for easy and lonely entertainment, not only dating or porn movies but also the stuff horny and lonely guys would buy. Lose weight products, dating, and if they ever legalize pot I think that'll be the world's biggest market, ever....
     
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    Get one of those "get paid to watch porn" offers. I think one of the networks I work with have a few of those. They pay out around $1.25 per email submit.
     
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    Well you could change it up slightly and just have a banner saying 'why wank when it can be done for you, thousands of females looking for partners' then link to a dating site. I know the link to a dating site has been done a million times before but I've never seen an ad that says why wank again lol. Kind of a problem solver and we all know products/anything that helps a problem gets attention.

    Just some food for thought lol.
     
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