sometimes I get calls from people who think they can rank a site for payday loans for $100 They waste my time, they ask a lot of questions, and once they find out the price, they disappear. I am thinking of getting one of those recordings "for english press 1, for spanish press 2" but mine will say "if your seo budget is less than $2000 a month, press 1. if your seo budget is more than $2000 a month, press 2." if they press 1, I will say "go fuck yourself. call back when you are serious" if they press 2, they will get transferred. This should filter out all the bullshit. what do you think? BTW this is not a troll post, I am literally going to say "go fuck yourself"