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I am going to shoot myself in the Womb.

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by DebbieSprules, May 13, 2011.

  1. DebbieSprules

    DebbieSprules Senior Member

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    ...and that is after I have cut off all my hair and run around like a lunatic.

    I have link pusher running 12 pushes a month on non competing words.

    I have AMR whirring away submitting every day

    I am adding keyword content to my own site every day.

    I have 690 backlinks No DMOZ No Yahoo.

    I have doorway pages not related having X rumer blasts each month

    I have more wiki links and more traffic more directorys, more pr referers.

    I have a PR4 and the skill of a master.. .look at my POWER MEMBER RANKING !!!!!!! Yeh get a load of those blue stars baby singular star owners. Yeh you like that....hmmm look at those shine in the night sky..

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    My asshole mother hubbard PR3 competitor is mother hubbard number 1 and all they have is A really GAY Blogger page with a million spazo keywords in it. DMOZ and 40 odd spun nonsense articles.

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    I am stood still and not moving from my mediocre position...

    and so.. unless I get some form of theory on why I am being bottom raped with a rusty spoon ... the womb gets it.
     
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  2. 0_inspiration

    0_inspiration Regular Member

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    Haha, I don't have anything useful to add, but that's one of the best written post's I've ever seen on here :D
     
  3. fatboy

    fatboy Elite Member

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    LMAO - that made me chuckle.........
     
  4. Pakoda

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    Horrible!!
     
  5. schwagoo

    schwagoo Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I would hate to see you waste a perfectly good womb
     
  6. ezlegion

    ezlegion Senior Member

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    Hey buddy I hear ya.

    I have spent weeks on a site, it sits as stubborn as a mule at #25. Last few weeks have had a lot of diff types of backlinks thrown at it. Once it hit #2, then next day dropped back down to #25, yesterday went to #12 and then dropped back down again. Over 1500+ powerful links all indexed but none showing as backlinks? WTF is that all about?

    It only shows that it has 67 backlinks?!

    The links are wide range - even has some pr8 links.

    I'm continually testing, and this will make you laugh, I had new site and thought I'll throw a huge sb blast at it - guess what it's at #7 - and is rock solid there too!;)

    You are not alone
     
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  7. tonegawa

    tonegawa Junior Member

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    well, get accepted by DMOZ, lol
     
  8. llewopsnimajneb

    llewopsnimajneb Regular Member

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    It's the DMOZ that's doing it....
     
  9. nethead01

    nethead01 Regular Member

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    that so damn funny i cant stop laughing!
     
  10. tony23

    tony23 Regular Member

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    I'll take a review...
     
  11. llewopsnimajneb

    llewopsnimajneb Regular Member

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    It's a shame that you cant become a DMOZ reviewer and get your self in there
     
  12. theindiaphile

    theindiaphile Senior Member

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    That's some of the nastiest imagery that's passed through my head in a while. I hate to have my old fashioned stereotypes shattered, but are you really a woman?

    Either way, seems like you're doing all the right things. Keep doing them and it can only work... If it doesn't, then accept that this is the way it's supposed to be. As Joseph Campbell said; 'We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us....'
     
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  13. bezopravin

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  14. srb888

    srb888 Elite Member

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    EMOTIONAL BLACK MAIL!:D

    Seems like a man writing to gain "sympathy" and some big time help.

    IF "she" could do everything, come on, "she" could have read about so many helpful relevant threads here ...

    OP, you could also have started a coaching class for the locals and taught your "skills". Many in your locality would definitely have given you handsome fees to learn...


    *edited* ;)
     
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  15. jb2008

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    Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Make more sites across different revenue models, that way you won't get so pissed over one site.
     
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    Try to deindex that site :p
     
  17. DebbieSprules

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    Yes - glad you hear me... Its such a pain in the foot. To be out ranked by such a minnow... it really makes me want to be sick when I spend all this time black hat white hat yellow hat, hat with Obama on it, hat that makes me look like the hulk and I get know-where fast.

    There is a guy on here MR Richards who does some bl work and out of EVRYTHING I done, his simple pay and play service put me in the running.

    Today is a very feel sick day... even my appetite for cock has dwindled...

    PS Cynical Simon - god!!! I dont need to manipulate anyone I can just ask. God spit your tea out all over the keyboard why don't you.

    PS Yoga man.. .- fuck i love that shit... sending you a spiritual blow job for that but as a buddah you probably dont need blow jobs...as that is a desire and desire is eviiillllllll mwah mwah mwah ha ha pulls cloak over shoulder .... and walks away sinisterly..
     
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    WOW! I admire you now! Such top-grade copy-writing skills!!! 3 Exclamations for you!!! You would do well if you offer that service here. :) Just Not Kidding (j/n/k)!
     
  19. DebbieSprules

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    I did write something which would have vilified your comment and at the same time rebuked any notion attacking my intelligence...then I realized. The only way to win an argument is to not have one. Besides I am having a terrible day. I will just wait till you are and then jump on your posts :) Really Really Not Really Not Joking Really Not Really Kidding or Joking.
     
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  20. _Chip_

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    hey.. why did you edit your post... it was top grade stuff! I took some time out to read it :D .....
     
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