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I am GOING to die. Not a joke, not a video. SERIOUSLY

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by chickuzt, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    People are giving him a hard time because what he did is the equivalent of running into a busy subway and screaming "i'm going to die!, i know it, i'm going to die!" People who react this way are either going to die from panic and/or take someone with them. So in case he doesn't die, he needs to know it's crazy thing to do.

    Last night i was having the worst headache with a stomachache and all i kept thinking was "if only i could slap that guy on bhw with the i'm going to die thread, maybe i'd feel better"

    WE LOVE YOU chickuzt!!!!!!!
     
  2. guguchiao

    guguchiao BANNED BANNED

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    I'll pray for you !
     
  3. housemusic

    housemusic Regular Member

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    yeah.. thats why a lot of people are joking...next time he should say something like: I went to the doctor and he said...
     
  4. skweekykleen

    skweekykleen Newbie

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    That's it...I'm not reading any more autobiographies of people under 30. They're too short and they all say the same thing...
     
  5. Georgie

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    Madinaz, I'm very sorry to hear of your current struggle. Keep fighting!

    I don't know what you are doing against it, but just in case, there are some natural therapies that you can do in addition to whatever you are doing now. They are generally very cheap (even free in some cases), have virtually no side effects, have been proven effective in other cases - perhaps they can help you.

    This is a CB ebook (called "Cancer Cure Secrets") that does a decent job of listing some of the more common things and some justifications for them - about 220 KB pdf:
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    hxxp://sharebee.com/a4e2cd08
    
    This is an overhyped ebook (called "The One Minute Cure") proposing the hydrogen peroxide cure for all things, particularly cancer. The cure itself does have some scientific merit, and again it doesn't cost much and has few side effects (although you need a doctor to give you needles) - about 400 KB PDF, password is in filename:
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    hxxp://sharebee.com/b8d20969
    
    Never, EVER give up! My best to you Madinaz.

    As for the OP - seems like a steaming pile of doo doo to me. If you are sick, your post is ridiculous. If you aren't sick, your post is cruel and juvenile. Sorry, that is the way I feel.

    Best Regards, Georgie
     
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  6. snarf2000

    snarf2000 Newbie

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    My money is:

    1. Hernia

    2. Kidney Stone

    3. Full of shit
     
  7. timmytuna

    timmytuna Regular Member

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    this shit is all cheeze to illicit a response from so many.... as has occured.....we are all dying right now....we just dont know it yet
     
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  8. Therookie

    Therookie BANNED BANNED

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    Oh what a shame we have to go back to conscious energy and leave these crap physical bodies and tied to this third dimension fossil fuel polluted Earth prison being forced to work (the unlucky ones) under a controlling force.

    Personally I will be glad to die.
     
  9. bhjayalaxmi

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    any one will not die because of appendicitis .just under go operation.it will be alright.But don't wait for nick of moment.consult doctor as soon as possible to avoid pain.appendicitis causes only due to stones in stomach.my friends got appendicitis ,so they undergone operation.now they are all rgiht.enjoying.just make them remove the stones by undergoing operation.you will get well soon.:)
     
  10. true3000

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    What? You CAN die from appendicitis because the appendix can explode and release toxins in your body that kills you...
     
  11. suade

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    hes probably in the hospital now;)
     
  12. mightybh

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    Post mortem examination showed that he died from post mortem examination...
     
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  13. magpie2419

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    I have a cure a hot chillie enema, put three jars of the hottest chillies you can find into a liter of oil and heat until you can fry a doughnut in it. Stick a garden hose up your ass with a funnel on the other end and pour the mix into the funnel. I can absoloutly fuckin garentee you as soon as it touches the outer rim of you ass, you will completley forget about the pain behind your belly button. Hope this helps good luck.
     
  14. kathys0522

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    I dont post very much because I figure if you have nothing new to report and or offer then why bother people, making them read useless crap... too bad this dude doesnt feel the same way... and what I find even more amazing is the number of replies (and i am adding one as well), amazing!
     
  15. farfetchedmoney

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    It's a shame you got to be a virtual sleuth to fellow BHW members...I went to the OP profile and look what I found....Exihbit A; Last Activity: Yesterday 05:19 AM

    Well the vetrans around here knew it was a hoax...I got Punk'd :rant:

    ...I guess I should take it with a grain of salt afterall this is the lounge :drinking2
     
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  16. Kinsey

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    The person who started this post should be BANNED!!! I hate people who do shit like this it's just wrong. I have a friend who is a Black Hat World member and he really is very ill. You know what he's doing? He's trying to make money for his family and still is taking the time to help people out on this site. That's how it should be instead of making posts like this just to be a attention whore.
     
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  17. jezlad

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    Sounds nasty.

    Like waking up with a rubber hanging out your ass!
     
  18. mightybh

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    Is that from personal experience? :D
     
  19. MaxSteve

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    Could this be one of those cases?
     
  20. platinvm

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    You know he loged on yesterday..