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I am GOING to die. Not a joke, not a video. SERIOUSLY

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by chickuzt, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. AffGuy08

    AffGuy08 BANNED BANNED

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    Lol are u still alive or dead? See ya in hell buddy ;)
     
  2. Arthas

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    i think hes dead now. hes past due.
     
  3. gun-shy315

    gun-shy315 Regular Member Premium Member

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    Wrong. The best thing for HER to do would be to NOT get sand in HER "dirty place".
     
  4. GrotesqueGoddess

    GrotesqueGoddess Newbie

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    Ah, he is a she. My apologies.
     
  5. mrunknown

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    people should really stop with these stupid posts i mean they help no one and just clog up the board with garbage where are the mods to clean this shit up? seems to me that this "chizfuk" just needs a friend and is very lonley so he comes here and puts up a silly ass posts just to come back and read it later with hopes of someone giving him that "Hey feel better soon cant wait to see you when you get back" OMG you guys have to see threw this shit!
    bottom line we should cut the fucking bs posts and focus on what we are all here for
    to get that money!!!
     
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  6. DrzMedia

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    Just a suggestion, use Twitter (http://www.twitter.com) to post things like that. It will reach your followers instantly. Oh also use http://twitlonger.com since Twitter limits you to only 140 characters instead of an essay.
     
  7. madinaz

    madinaz BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    I find this post really depressing. Some folks here are heartless. Then again I have a lot of terrible things going on right now in my life so that may be clouding my view. I hope this isn't just bs because I feel like bhw is my family and it isn't right to mess with familt. Op please let us know what's going on and I really hope you get better soon
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  8. biks

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    CARTMASTER: Bring out your dead!
    CUSTOMER: Here's one.
    CART MASTER: Ninepence.
    CHICKUZT: I'm not dead!
    CART MASTER: What?
    CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
    CHICKUZT: I'm not dead!
    CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
    CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
    CHICKUZT: I'm not!
    CART MASTER: He isn't?
    CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
    CHICKUZT: I'm getting better!
    CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
     
  9. sinewave

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    Mad, we're not all heartless, not entirely anyway. We're just skeptical of the random bellyache cum dramatic, excessively formatted and verbose post.

    That said, I was wondering myself what happened to the OP too.
     
  10. konan52

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    Sorry I could not leave this thread.Just pissed myself laughing at the comments and needed to change my shorts.I hope the dude is ok and no its not appendicitis.I have
    had it and if its behind your belly button try a Fart Blaster, or Fart Blaster Pro or maybe you could Google It Out but whatever you do seek medical attention. :D
     
  11. madinaz

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    I know that there are some great people here with big hearts. I guess I'm overly sensitive because I may not have much longer to live myself due to cancer. If he is serious then we should give him support but if it is bs omg how low would someone have to be to fake that they are going to die
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  12. clmarketer

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    madinaz....my best to you as you fight a good fight....hope the cancer loses.
     
  13. tonlilaz

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    normally, i'd feel the same way....but there's something seems fishy about the post...so there's reason for skepticism.... unfortunately, there's been a lot of pple who've tried to help pple that seemed to be sick, or down on their luck...only for them to be scammed one way or the other...

    if the person is really sick, then best of luck...if this was some dumb way to get attention or noticed....then i really really don't like people using death as a marketing ploy, something to laugh at, or something to take lightly....i mean, when i read the title, i thought the op was diagnosed with some terminal illness and i felt bad...only to read somebody using an illness to get pple to read their guru speak:


    i don't know about you, but if i was in extreme pain...i wouldn't give a flying fk about 'the domino effect of money'....and trust me, i gave birth to my son w/out a fking epidural or pain meds SO I KNOW WHAT EXTREME PAIN IS.... trust me...while the contractions were coming, i didn't give a fk about bhw, money, or anything like that....

    that being said, the only thing i can say is that the op needs seroius psychological help

     
  14. tonlilaz

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    see, that's what really ticks me off about the situation... in the op's case i feel that he/she was tugging at our heart strings to get them to read their marketing message....i don't like to be manipulated.

    i think he would have had more sympathy had he not attached the 'make money' guru speak to the post.... or even post while he/she was supposed to be in excruciating pain

    best of luck to you madinaz, w/out sounding corny and stuff I hope that God blesses you and your family and helps you overcome your illness.

    you are in my prayers
     
  15. beefsupreme

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    A year back I had some serious pain while on a flight back home from London. It was right in the bellybutton area, I thought it was something with my appendix and that I was going to die. No joke, it was frickin' horrible. But once I got off the airplane, I went to the toilet and had the biggest fart EVER.

    Man, I felt relieved on the cab ride home. PHEW! Probably had something to do with the cabin pressure in the airplane or something.

    Anyway, my point is, it's probably gas.
     
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  16. tonlilaz

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    how much money were you able to make with it?

    perhaps you were able to squeeze out an ebook while on toilet....among other things

    :D

     
  17. carsonrathi

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    Is OP no more?
     
  18. proroy

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    Hey chickutz, i just dropped in to say "Fuck You" :D...and yeah i think your balls got inside ur belly ...thats reason for all that pain you talking off mofo
     
  19. Fouad Aslam

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    ha ha
    too good man
     
  20. roukarous

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    First you need to take care of your problem and look for a medical diagnosis and help. What make's you think you're going to die? Are you a doctor?

    Secondly, you need some more selfesteem. That's why you don't feel happy and feel like life is shit. Since you make some good money, why don't you go out and help some mistreated children living a real hell. Or maybe you could go to the Phillipines and live a couple of weeks with the children there working 14 hours a day on smokey trash mountains trying to find some food that hasn't been eaten by rats already.

    Do it and you will discover that your life isn't or wasn't that miserable. Best of all, you will stop feeling sorry about yourself and will be able to share all the good things hiding deep inside of you.

    Take care and good luck to you my friend!
     
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