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I am GOING to die. Not a joke, not a video. SERIOUSLY

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by chickuzt, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. MontyzPython

    MontyzPython BANNED BANNED

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    It sounds to me like you have eaten some of that bad peanut butter. Either that or you've been licking those funny stamps again.
     
  2. positivenote

    positivenote Regular Member

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    LOL..haha..jejej...he he:confused:
     
  3. robertstr

    robertstr Power Member

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    I just love this forum...I cant believe I even read this thread...whatever this guy has..I hope he turns out ok...
     
  4. plouyd

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    Take this shit back to your livejournal

    unless your really sick, then go to the doctors..

    just dont ask everyone how to make money after this
     
  5. Hugo

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    I had my appendix removed, and mine was on THE LEFT. Yep. Medical oddity. The story is kinda funny, but long. But the point is, the pain isn't ALWAYS on the right side.

    -Hugo
     
  6. Asgard

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    LOL you guys crack me up! :D

    I hope he updates, though I don't suppose he can if he's popped his clogs.

    My money would be on gas, or stones. Maybe constipation, that can be a real bitch if you get it bad enough. A mate of mine was doubled over with stomach pain and aches in his kidneys. He was in a real bad state and convinced he was about to expire. He got down to the ER and was given an enema. LOL!

    I hope the fella is okay, but I doubt he's dying. :)
     
  7. alderous

    alderous Regular Member Premium Member

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    lol why the hell would you post all that crap?? go to the damn hospital..
     
  8. emusketeer

    emusketeer Registered Member

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    You have put your post in front of where most of the rest 1% hangout; the BHW. Either are we not wolves but ppl with boundaries which we ought not to cross.

    But the impression(s) one leaves will live forever.
     
  9. coreygeer

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    Well.. my very first thoughts when I logged into BHW was... I better not see another "PayPal fucked me over!" or a "DP Sucks!" thread... but I think.. just think.. that might be worse.

    For someone in a hell of a lot of pain, you sure felt fine enough to tidy up your little rant there and make it neat for us to read.. I remember when my appendix ruptured and I was 11. No way in hell could I have gotten out that kind of rant or tidied it up.. the only thing I would've made into a post would have been. "Ow.. fuck. ow ow ow."

    I read the first paragraph then skimmed through the rest.. I hope you are hit by a bus.. I'll send someone over to edit your post accordingly..
     
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  10. tissa2

    tissa2 Junior Member

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    Now thats dedication.... Making money to the bitter end.....

    On a lighter note, I hope youve managed to whisk yourself of the A&E...

    Get well soon!
     
  11. tissa2

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    Nah, google will stop paying your impressions once they know your dead :rolleyes:
     
  12. spikyy

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    i can give you a colon treatment free trial ^^ ... joking
     
  13. blackdan

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    Let me guess,

    You are having a stomach pain (a really bad stomach pain), and u think by yourself you must be having appendix, and its night and u don't want to go meet doctor.And u thought to create a nice thread with your cretive mind.

    Let me advice, first, go and do shit, if your stomach pain didn't disappear, go and meet doctor, you will get a medicine, as soon as you eat it, you will get fine in around 20-40 minutes.

    Good luck.
     
  14. berrycorp

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    where do u get those ideas...? lol
     
  15. spaceinvader

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  16. topsytips

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    Yep..my thoughts exactly!! :)
     
  17. s0phia

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    what is this forum becoming? :(
     
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  18. shapeshift3r

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    Sorry to hear your in pain. I hope the hospital can fix you up.
     
  19. Millygirl

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    'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life
    Trying to make ends meet, you're a slave to the money then you die.....

    Hope chick is alright.
     
  20. RumMonkey

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    its not even funny nemore where the fucks my monkey?