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I am DRUNK & I wrote a little POEM on BHW

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bornformoney, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. bornformoney

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    so hreee it is...

    hello bhw,
    If you were a girl; I'd dance with you

    If you were my underpants; I'd sleep in you
    If you were my gf; I'd f*ck with you
    If you were my mom; I'd f*ck with me

    If you were a bugatti veyron; I'd bite your head
    If you were a spider; I'd lick you
    If you were my brain; I'd stuff you
    If you were my toilet seat; I'd never piss on yo
    If you were my condom; I'd never go to a hooker
    If you were a bottle of whisky; hjdgkfsdhgssfjkdgbnm

    BHW turned me on & i'm cleaning my keybfnjaskdhkjjjjjjaljfasfdsfoard

    all in all love you BHW

    good night BHW
     
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    DebtFreeMe Regular Member

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    Who isn't drunk this time of night?
     
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    You may regret this in the morning...
     
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    Nice, I didn't know we also had poets here in BHW! jeje
     
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    It was really deep...and to the point. I like it. Noble price for you ;)
     
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    I wish someday I can have much time (because I already have much money) so I could get drunk like u hehe
     
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    One should always be drunk. That is good thing: the only question not to feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and bowing you to the earth. You should be drunk without respite.
    Drunk with what? With wine, with poetry or with wine as you please but get duunk.
     
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    STATUTORY WARNING: Drunk Posts Are Injurious To Other Members' Patience!
    :)

    Here is one for the occasion:

    I like to have a martini...
    Two at the very most...
    After three, I'm under the table...
    After four, I'm under my host!
    -Annie Weisman

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    Hic... Hic Hic... Hic Hic Hooray!



    Cheers!
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    What a shithead.. ;)
     
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    I loved this:

    If you were my condom; I'd never go to a hooker​
     
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    OP's the guy with the spects... drunk and happy as he pinches his nipples writing the poem.
    He wakes up, something sticky, something wet, at his ass...
    Then he realize a gay guy beside him the next morning...
     
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    Lol, your in a good drive! :) i love that point of being drunk when it feels good idea to post threads like this and express yourself, weldone mate! +rep for poem
     
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    hahaha blackseng you are the man
     
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    what a complete douche I am lol at night :D
     
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    OMG how do you know I have glasses Lol...I do wear glasses really...but I don't look like that dude though :D