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I Am A Noob Poem

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by doroftei, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. doroftei

    doroftei Junior Member

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    Here I was, a foreigner with little to no money,
    I had no right to work and I was feeling like a tard.
    I wanted to blackhat the system and marry this honey
    A beautiful, nice girl - the gateway to my green card.

    Well that didn't work out, bitch was wack
    She loved someone a little more black
    So I got upset and turned to the world wide web,
    Surfing around, looking for a way to make some bread.

    I started completing offers and taking surveys
    But the dough was small, there had to be better ways.
    So I published some articles for AC
    Made some money but wait and see,
    I lived with my parents and wanted to move out
    But my bank account was still suffering from a drought.

    So I went all out and bought a website
    Earned profit to my honest delight.
    But it didn't last and I spent the money on DP
    Buying useless ebooks, how stupid can one be?

    My bank account was putrefying day by day
    Until the day I tried this scheme on eBay.
    Compared to this, the bitch wasn't wack
    Because you see, she never wanted money back.
    I owed $250 in refunds and listing fees,
    Oy mama, if only money grew on trees.

    Here I am, a foreigner in debt $250 blood money
    I should have the right to work before the Easter bunny.
    I shall go now and perform some e-whoring,
    Been doing it since morning.

    I am a noob true, true
    I make no money and spend it too.

    :p
     
  2. aliskorn

    aliskorn Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Haha,pretty good. Wasn`t doroftei a boxer? :D
     
  3. lolzap

    lolzap Regular Member

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    Doroftei was the greatest Romanian boxer.
     
  4. doroftei

    doroftei Junior Member

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    Yeah he was great...now lucian bute!
     
  5. mr4army

    mr4army Regular Member

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    wow im going to point people to this thread who say there noobs lol
     
  6. justthinking

    justthinking BANNED BANNED

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    Haha, your poem was good. Now ask yourself how can it help me make money?

    Maybe your an ewhore who loves to write poems for 'her' guys? lol
     
  7. rockert

    rockert Junior Member

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    apparently he is doing blackhat now.