Here I was, a foreigner with little to no money, I had no right to work and I was feeling like a tard. I wanted to blackhat the system and marry this honey A beautiful, nice girl - the gateway to my green card. Well that didn't work out, bitch was wack She loved someone a little more black So I got upset and turned to the world wide web, Surfing around, looking for a way to make some bread. I started completing offers and taking surveys But the dough was small, there had to be better ways. So I published some articles for AC Made some money but wait and see, I lived with my parents and wanted to move out But my bank account was still suffering from a drought. So I went all out and bought a website Earned profit to my honest delight. But it didn't last and I spent the money on DP Buying useless ebooks, how stupid can one be? My bank account was putrefying day by day Until the day I tried this scheme on eBay. Compared to this, the bitch wasn't wack Because you see, she never wanted money back. I owed $250 in refunds and listing fees, Oy mama, if only money grew on trees. Here I am, a foreigner in debt $250 blood money I should have the right to work before the Easter bunny. I shall go now and perform some e-whoring, Been doing it since morning. I am a noob true, true I make no money and spend it too.