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Hypothetically, what is the fastest way to make 10k illegally online?

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  1. Sufcluke

    Sufcluke Newbie

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    No, I really mean hypothetically. I would be interested to know.

    the fastest way with the lowest amount of risk.
     
  2. chipmunk951

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    Probably scamming people, but that's no way to go :S.
     
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  3. oxonbeef

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    Illegal + low risk = no such thing.
     
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    steal crypto currency.

    Can't be traced
     
  6. provision

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    yeah I read something awhile ago about a guy making 7K a day for scamming people by saying he would sell them e-ticket concert tickets on craigslist. Made insane money, buts in jail now... scammings never the way to go bro.
     
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    So you want a fast low risk illegal method?

    I would really like to insult you right now but I don't want to break my New Years Resolution.

    Good Luck and don't forget the KY when you get nicked.
     
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    Selling Cyber-heroin is always a good idea, I don't know why more people don't do it.

    Maybe even Virtual-Cocaine ;).

    - A
     
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    do yourself a favor and think up of a regular legal way to make your money

    when you are asking for the methods, it is absolutely obvious you will fail or get caught with any of them.. it is called "newbie mistakes"
     
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    sell your kidney on craiglist !
     
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    Selling rehashed WSOs.
     
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    I've been to prison once for 2 years and I can tell you for a fact it isn't worth ANY amount of money. And I was making A LOT of money when I got locked up (dealing e). Some people lack the ability to fully understand what living in prison is like. Prison is NOT a joke. It is absolutely nothing like you see on tv. You will go to bed at night and dream about the freeworld, and wake up inside a little prison cell where you can't move, can't breathe, and can't do anything. I can't possibly explain what type of mind fuck that is.

    Then there are the murderers, rapists and gang members. If you're a nice person, and if you're not capable of seriously hurting someone, then don't commit any felonies. Because you will have to fight some of the nastiest, scariest, most fucked up people you can imagine. And fighting in prison is not like fighting on the streets. You can't run away. You can't not fight. You can't do anything other than fight because you're locked in a cage. And you have no idea most of the time who you are really fighting. Thats the scariest part. The guys locked up for life for murder, they don't fight to submission. They fight to kill. And they will try to kill you. And if you don't know how to fight, you will be killed or seriously fucked up for the rest of your life.

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    With that out of the way, I will now answer your question. :)

    If you were absolutely hellbent on making money illegally, there are thousands of things you can do. But the one thing I would do (if I didn't have a record) is this.

    Move to Colorado.

    Weed laws there are a joke. Start a grow house. Do it the professional way. Learn how to grow high grade weed. Then don't open up a store like everyone else is doing and sell in Colorado. Use the laws to your favor. If you export the weed to other states you can dramatically increase your profits. And domestic mail packages are NOT searched. You will still need to double vacuum seal your packages (so noone smells it) and you will need to test every package before its shipped. Stomp on it, rough it up, and make sure the seal doesn't break.

    Then go buy an ad on onlinepot.org. Become a reputable seller, and you can make a fortune selling weed domestically. If you ask me, its 100xs safer than selling weed on the streets in states where its not legal.

    I know some people who have been doing this for 8 years now (before weed was even legalized in certain areas) and they've been banking hard. In fact, its so easy to build a huge list of customers, that you can cap your customers and you won't even need to advertise anymore. You just sell to the same people year after year after year. I know some guy who did this after the farmers market was busted. He was one of the smartest vendors on the site and even after the FEDS shut the site down the guy escaped prosecution. 2 months later he sent letters out in the mail to all his clients to say he was selling again.

    And he's been doing that ever since the farmers market was shut down (like 3 years now I think).

    But you have to understand, these people aren't stupid. And there are hundreds of security measures you have to take so LE can't track you. But if you set it up right, its one of the easiest ways to make A LOT of money.

    -SB
     
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    lad...............................
     
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    Love these "Hypotheticals"
     
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    Don't drop the soap.
     
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    Send 10k$ to my Paypal account, pay as a "gift", I will give you 20k$ back, I promise + you will know answer to your question.
     
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    hypothetically you could suck my dick for $10k
     
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  18. Amsterdammer

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    lol@OP
    Fast money always needs to be illegal. Think of a way to keep that money instead of thinking that illegality is the only way to go.

    Get a law degree, stick to the letter of the law: Done.

    Ow wait, that takes effort. Never mind then.
     
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    Buy a crap load of bit coins, buy as many as it will take to net $10,000 after the price of bitcoin goes up by $100.
    Better yet, wait for a dip in the price, buy, then sell when it goes back up.
    This obviously takes a huge initial investment.
     
  20. oxonbeef

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    Wait for the price of bit coins to hit its peak and short sell them.

    i have some friends, two brothers and their mate.
    They thought it would be a good idea to sell cutting agents online.
    Now cutting agents themselves are not illegal, they were not handling the product
    they were just facilitating the delivery of it.
    11 years a piece, conspiracy to sell class A drugs.

    Should've called Saul. I could've told them how to do that from offshore.
     
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