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Hypothetically speaking (so i cant get banned) what is the easiest way to make money?

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by patcazza, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. patcazza

    patcazza Newbie

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    Hypothetically speaking, how can I guarantee myself money where it be illegal, fraud or deception. Obviously there is a way to make unlimited money but people choose to avoid it because of the moral/legality issues that come along with it, and karma etc. so they choose to make money legitmately with IM, etc.

    My question is, (hypothetically speaking so i cant be banned) : What is the best way to make money whereit be illegal or legal and online so I don't have to do much. I don't care about jailtime and issues, and moral issues don't affect me too much either.

    There has to be a way, coz otherwise prisons would be empty.

    This is only hypothetical, meaning i wont nessesarily do this neither do i encourage it. So therefore i cant be banned. thank you in advance.
     
  2. rtyej

    rtyej Newbie

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    You don't seem to be able to assess risk vs reward but that is okay, I guess.
    Read up on the biggest fraudsters and what they did and I dunno, sell drugs?
    This is a really stupid idea, though.
     
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    shadowedsniper Junior Member

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    "Hypothetically speaking" doesn't really distance yourself from the legality of such a thread, especially when you bring attention to its purpose.
     
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  5. ryodimas

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    hahaha I love this idea, but then the police will catch you obviously... :)
     
  6. patcazza

    patcazza Newbie

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    no guys, you don't understand. I meant "online". Selling drugs and robbing people are activites done outside my house.
     
  7. Amsterdammer

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    To be honest I think you are in the wrong forum for this sort of thing. From what I have read so far people here do not mind twisting the law on minor issues to make a few bucks but they will never go along with this sort of thing. Seeing you are trying to protect yourself from being banned I think you might have noticed this too. If you really do not care about breaking any kind of law and think you are untouchable even doing major crimes I suggest you google your protection methods and especially the way to cash out on this sort of thing. There is no such thing as being totally untraceable, even if you script-kiddie yourself on someone else s network you will always have a money-trail... Another suggestion, if you are still persistent, would be to read up on criminals that got caught so you can imitate and join them. To be honest though, if you need to ask suggestions on how to commit crimes it seems to me you need to study this topic a lot more intensely than you are currently showing to have done. I know of at least 15 ways from the top of my head and am not even interested in the topic... Also, selling drugs online has already been done for over two years now, using the best protection methods possible and even those guys worry STILL about being noticed and caught even if their customers never complain. The above is just my opinion and no offense is intended so please ignore as you see fit. :)
     
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  8. rtyej

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    Cant you read? He doesn't care about getting caught! This is a great idea oh hey OP, how about you just grab the manager and run in to a bank vault? That is clearly a way to get lots of money quickly for all of 2 minutes!

    Not if you sell the drugs online, it would be a good market while it lasted... Good luck with that, also have fun selling off all your bitcoins... Maybe you can have an uncle die in a plane crash in Nigeria and somebody just happens to be the one to inheret the money for some unknown reason?
     
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    I think cam modeling would be the best job for you. If you have no problem with getting caught and going to jail, i dont think you will have much problems with putting some fruits into your ass either.

    PM me for affiliate link.
     
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  10. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    Cam modeling is not illegal,only in the ukraine and middle eastern countries and some crazy asian countries.
     
  11. SweTech

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    Become the new Goatse.cx man and use that to become an Internet profile. Might give you a dime or two with the right advertising.
     
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    The dessert made with dough and chocolate chips + the bread concoction that gets put in the turkey's butt at Thanksgiving.

    I only hint at this method because I think it would be great if you tried it and went to prison.
     
  13. G-S-T

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    Your perception of life is fucked. Do you want to go to jail or be rich? You can make more money legit than you can unlawfully. Why not take the time to read the forum & the rules while your there. You might learn something. Rather than allowing members to "hypothetically" incriminate themselves.

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  14. cjbmeb14

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    This idea was posted on BHW some time ago.
    You get 1 million email addresses and you pick a horse race with 6 runners you send out to all the emails you know the winner of the race and you have inside information. You pick one of the horses names out and send that to 166,000 email addresses then send the next horses name out to another 166,000 and so on.

    Of course after the race you have 166,000 people you have given the winner to.
    You keep these emails and do the same again finding a 6 horse race.

    When you have done this you will have 27,666 people who will believe you really do have inside information.

    Then you send out an email to all these people that to get the third winner it will cost them £10 or £20 or £30 whatever you wish.

    You will have all this profit then you run as fast as you can.
     
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  15. viralmoney

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    Sell your ass on the street, and when you get busted and go to jail, it won't hurt as much when your in the showers bending over and picking up the soap for 350 pound popeye chicken eating mother f__ker who makes you his new bitch.
     
  16. qqbot

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    suck dick for crack and then sell the crack.
     
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    this is illegal right?
     
  18. Roparadise

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    Create an online church and ask for donations.
     
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    hahaha, you made my day dude
     
  20. IMShane

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    Haha, go for a bank if possible, there's more money.