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Hows that for a commercial I made for ipad suckers?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by zivmaymon, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. zivmaymon

    zivmaymon Regular Member

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    Hello, suckers, look at your ipad, now back to my tablet, now back at your iphone, now back to my Galaxy s2. Sadly, you are dumb, but if you stopped buying worthless too expensive shit and switched to Samsung's, you could smile like you are me. Look down, back up, where are you? You?re on a highway tech with the smartphone your telephone could work like. What?s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it?s a wide screen with two ratio options to that star-wars movie you love. Look again, the screen is now working as a cell-phone. Anything is possible when your smartphone works like a Samsung and not a Crapple. I?m on a horse.



    YOUR OPINION PLEASE!!! LIKE IT?-REP
     
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  2. lanbo

    lanbo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Sounds like another Old Spice parody.
     
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    ferma231 Elite Member

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    Well i hate samsung and damn android, they are to damn slow and crappy.

    I give my vote for IPhone and apple :)
     
  4. Nigel Farage

    Nigel Farage BANNED BANNED

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    You will never persuade an Apple product owner that their device is anything less than perfect. You may not know it but, they have a secret "pleasure center emitter" installed in each Apple device, which transmits very specific radio frequencies which excite the pleasure centers of the Users, which then release endorphins.
     
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    urghh....need another hit....where's my iPad
     
  6. zivmaymon

    zivmaymon Regular Member

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    Well you all should know the facts- Samsung is beating crapple's sales everyday!