How to Turn-on women?

How to Turn-on women?

Don't think i am off-Topic.I know how to write copy for my sales page to Turn-on men and make them buy stuff like dating advice and pills...

One of my site is selling a massager/vibrator that women use and i want to know how to write copy that will Turn-on the women visitors and get them horny to Try the vibrator i am selling...

Anyone got any ideas?

the ladies should chip in on this one

finger in butthole

kiss her cheek twice then her forehead thrice then her nose frice

show $$$ in bank account

Talk about the lonely nights and remembrance of the muscular Gardner manuel lol.

My Friend she sells adult toys for a living. I went to one and she kinda tells it like a story for each product. she makes them imagine how relaxed they feel after a nice hot bath and massage.
Stuff like that

likeskoolaid said:

finger in butthole

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Give her chocolate and pee on yourself.

OMG here we go again, some days ago the post's where about fat girls and how to get them ) lol

shin610 said:

show $$$ in bank account

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any woman will get wet like that

Disregard bitches, acquire currency

likeskoolaid said:

finger in butthole

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fingerS

thesmashge said:

I know how to write copy for my sales page to Turn-on men and make them buy stuff like dating advice and pills...

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you only need "penis get hard" in big letters and a pic of smiley face blue pills to turn on men. So don't feel too spesh.

Fastest way in the known universe to get women, act like you don't notice them or even know they exist. Now for selling I don't know anything.

This is some funny shit. I find that a poo mustache whilst sleeping always brings out the best in a lady!

Put a picture of a Handsome guy without shirty, with a Lamburghini behind, a couple of roses and chocolate, with an diamond ring on his hand and a voice (Will you merry me?)

Job done, if the woman didn't get excited, she's not a woman!

Sell any oil with a vibrator free. At half-cost if they also opt for a free massage... a video showing massage done with 10 vibrators instead of natural fingers... they will bring the house down!