I have an attractive female neighbor. until a few months ago, she was sane. recently I have heard she has gone insane. she is apparently addicted to some kind of a medication or drug. there is this elderly woman neighbor who I help with computer problems. simple stuff like sometimes she accidetnally deletes her emails and I go to the trash and recover it. so anyway, this elderly neighbor comes knocking on my door today, holding an iphone in her hand. she says this hot neighbor is trying to figure out how to make a call. I look at the phone and it says "no sim card found" I say there is no sim card in this phone, she needs to go to ATT and activate it, or she needs to connect to wifi and use voip. the elderly woman has no idea what I am talking about. she says "do you have any girls in this house that could come up and help her? because she is naked up there." I say "no, it's just me" hoping she will let me go. she says "ok, tell me how to do voip on this phone?" I said "it's too complicated, I have to do it myself, I cant explain it." she said "i will figure something out" and left. what would you have done in this situation so that you could go up there and see her naked? I didn't want to push it too much because she would suspect I am a horny bastard. hopefully my nighbor doesn't read these boards.