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How to see neighbor naked? What would you do?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by firstnamelastname, Feb 22, 2017.

  1. firstnamelastname

    firstnamelastname Junior Member

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    I have an attractive female neighbor. until a few months ago, she was sane. recently I have heard she has gone insane. she is apparently addicted to some kind of a medication or drug.

    there is this elderly woman neighbor who I help with computer problems. simple stuff like sometimes she accidetnally deletes her emails and I go to the trash and recover it.

    so anyway, this elderly neighbor comes knocking on my door today, holding an iphone in her hand. she says this hot neighbor is trying to figure out how to make a call. I look at the phone and it says "no sim card found"
    I say there is no sim card in this phone, she needs to go to ATT and activate it, or she needs to connect to wifi and use voip. the elderly woman has no idea what I am talking about. she says "do you have any girls in this house that could come up and help her? because she is naked up there."

    I say "no, it's just me" hoping she will let me go. she says "ok, tell me how to do voip on this phone?" I said "it's too complicated, I have to do it myself, I cant explain it." she said "i will figure something out" and left.

    what would you have done in this situation so that you could go up there and see her naked? I didn't want to push it too much because she would suspect I am a horny bastard.

    hopefully my nighbor doesn't read these boards.
     
  2. insideMatrix

    insideMatrix Registered Member

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    Crazy bitches always getcha in the end.
     
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    blogzandstuff Elite Member

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    It could be a trap, once you're in there they imprison you and never let you go. They might do sinister experiments on you. BE CAREFUL IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!
     
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    I wouldn't want to take advantage of a woman who is not in her right mind. I've also seen woman in that sort of mindset and it's not an attractive sight, even if the woman is physically attractive.

    From what you've said it seems like no good can come of this.
     
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  5. Capo Dei Capi

    Capo Dei Capi BANNED BANNED

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    So is the attractive woman and the elderly woman the same woman?
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    It's not worth it. Go wank to some porn instead. Buy a VR headset if you have to.

    For all you know, she's all dishevelled up in that house throwing faeces at the wall and singing "Mary Had A Little Lamb".
     
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  7. firstnamelastname

    firstnamelastname Junior Member

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    my post is very clear. why would you think it's the same woman?

    I don't like porn because it's not realistic. women in real life don't look like that. I like imperfections, like some belly, wrinkles, imperfect teeth, maybe some hair in the armpits.
     
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    Lmao ........ maybe he can watch her on the VR Headset
     
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    pj777777 Junior Member

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    Being with a hot woman = Fun
    Being with a hot, sorted woman = Fun for life
    Being with a hot, needy woman = Fun for a while
    Being with a hot, unhinged woman = Sad

    Be cool and help if she asks, but keep your distance and set boundaries...........

    Or if you have no moral fibre.................do what you want aka The law of Thelema....Karma can be a bitch tho :)
     
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    Last time (few hours ago) when my and my girl next door were naked...

    [​IMG]
     
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    hahahahhaha


    Literally choking to death with laughter
     
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  12. Capo Dei Capi

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    What does the attractive woman have with issues have to do with the elderly woman then?
     
  13. Mr Dingle

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    So she's naked and ;likely off her head on drugs. If you have an ounce of decency you'd at least drop an ecstasy tab and strip off before going round
     
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    ah old memories :')
    i remember when i changed neighborhood i hat a hot chick next door
    i just friend requested her on fb we talked a bit
    after 2 days she came to my house
    my mother was cleaning outside when she got undressed !
    i was like WoW that chick was a bomB!!!!
    2 years have passed and 2-3 times per month she comes for some fun XD
     
  15. stranger

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    You sound like a creep.
     
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    Youre fucked
     
  17. firstnamelastname

    firstnamelastname Junior Member

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    the elderly woman is trying to help the attractive woman.
     
  18. pj777777

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    So how is your wife?
     
  19. firstnamelastname

    firstnamelastname Junior Member

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    bro, I am not kidding. when I see an imperfection in a woman, it's an instant turn on. i know other men like perfectly white and straight teeth and a flat belly and big fake boobs, not me. when a woman has imperfections, huge turnon. dont get me started on saggy tits. when a woman has saggy tits, omg omg omg.
     
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