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How To Pick Up ANY Girl in 5 Easy Steps, the CEO Sam Way!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, May 27, 2014.

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    i paid $5,000. by Western Union for this advice and it's absolute gold!
    so i thot i'd share it here... :cool:

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    Here's how you can pick up any beautiful girl in 5 steps,
    the CEO Sam way.

    1. You go to a night club and look for the prettiest girl there.
    (note: if there isn't one, simply look for the least atrocious female)

    2. Confidently walk up to her and tell her any corny line.

    3. Now tell her you will give her your personal phone number.

    4. You put your hand in your pocket because you're searching
    for a piece of paper to write your phone number on and you take
    out a gold or silver pen.

    5. On the folded piece of paper you "found" in your pocket
    you write down your phone number and give it to her and
    then walk away.

    She will of course think she's going to throw it away the first chance she gets.

    But before she throws it away, she turns the paper over to see what's on the
    other side and she sees...

    http://salesreceiptstore.com/fake_ATM-receipts/fake-atm-receipt-printed-blue-atm-paper.JPG

    http://salesreceiptstore.com/novelty_ATM_receipts.html

    http://salesreceiptstore.com/fake_ATM-receipts/FAKE-atm-RECEIPT-TEMPLATE.docx

    http://salesreceiptstore.com/fake_ATM-receipts/make_a_fake_atm_receipt.doc

    I 100% guarantee you, she will call you the next day!

    How you maintain the charade of great wealth when you get together
    is your problem. Just don't take her to a seedy roach motel.

    PS - Be sure to think of CEO Sam when you're having the best sex of your life!

    :D :D :D
     
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  2. youlosers

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    if I say that I don't get it, will everyone call me ceosam from another account?
     
  3. Dally180

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    I was applying this method at the club, and I saw the most honorable CEOSam in action!
    Here's some solid proof of thy master practically swimming in buckets of pussy.

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Zso

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    Wrong.

    The ceo scam way is this

    Go to http://www.istockphoto.com
    Search for hot girl
    And from there you can just pick up any girl you want

    Only 3 steps
     
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  5. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Did CEOsam give you permission to use his method?!

    What's wrong with you?!
     
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  6. 12040

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    move to vip:cool:
     
  7. davids355

    davids355 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    This needs to be moved to JrVIP. Its gold.
     
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  8. Seo Lover

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    Lol rofl

    +1 for JrVip
     
  9. royserpa

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    Correct. This is a method that should only be available to the gods not to mere mortals :cool:

    It should be moved to exec jr vip section.
     
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  10. lucasbraydon

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    It is still very much ALIVE, because you see we took it to the water, but we just couldn't make it drink!
     
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    Wait, so did CEOSam do something stupid again? As weird as it sounds I was hoping he had learned his lesson. There's just no room in IM for immaturity (although this entire topic does seem a bit "immature").

    I'm not picking any sides, but I just refrain from ripping on CEOSam (despite the stupid shit he's done). My mother always told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all".

    - A
     
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    You'll be sued soon OP for sharing information that you are not authorized to!
     
  13. Y M C M B

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    hahaha awesome
     
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    CEOsam is forever legend.
     
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    If anyones been out in Mayfair in London, this is an old trick sleazy guys use to pick up Russian girls.

    EDIT: My girlfriend is called Yuliya ;)
     
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    Was it necessary to bring CEO Sam into this? Seems a bit pointless and uncalled for.
     
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    I'd pay 10 000 by Western Union to get my two minutes of life back again.
     
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