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How to NOT to be accepted to ANY CPA network

Discussion in 'Affiliate Programs' started by Br ook, Mar 9, 2009.

  1. Br ook

    Br ook Junior Member

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    Hi guys,
    I'm sick at home (probably to much time)...

    Username: DrugDealer
    Password: it doesn't matter i always forget it.
    First name: Mahmoud
    Last name: Ahmadinejad

    Address: The corner of 5st ave. and 42th street.
    Suite/Apt: The third bench.
    City: who are you? the police?
    State: I'm banned from 48 stats (so guess)...
    Zip / Postal code: I don't believe it the post office.
    Country: USA (illegal immigrant)
    Phone number: You mean the fake phone number for CL?

    Email: I only hold email until there blocked from all the spam i'm sending
    Website(s) you plan to promote campaigns: How-To-Scam-Affiliates-Networks.info (I know that the .com is available).
    Number of monthly visitors: Just the close friends...
    Search Type: I search and find the people in the subway, I beat them till they sign up for paid offers.
    Will you be promoting through email? Sure... I like spamming people.
    IP Address you mail from: It changes from spam list to spam list.
    Email List size: Why do you wanna buy it?
    Opt-In: sure. the spider opt them in automatically.
    Is your traffic Incentivized? of course... if they don't want me to beat them to death.

    Which other networks do you work with? Well... i got banned from the all... you're the last one.
    What are your average monthly earnings with other networks? since I'm banned they hold my money, but we're suing them... my layer said he expect up to 3K per month.

    Alternate Email: fax
    Alternate Phone number: shouting
    ICQ: do you think i'm 18 yrs old?
    AIM: another crap...
    MSN: Don't like them...
    Yahoo: hope they'll get better

    Do you want to receive emails from ***? sure... send me all the spam you can find (I forward me emails to President[at]Whitehorse.gov).
    Are you an existing Publisher with ***? I was (before I was banned)
    Were you referred by a *** Affiliate Manager? yes. I meet you AM at the affiliate summit (actually I waited by his car). At first he tried to run away but fortunately I was the best runner in jail... anyways he told me where he worked. I didn't got his name, but I got his number plate (sincerely the actual plate)
    How did you find out about us?: In BHW form (they said you're easy to scam) and my granny said something about you before she died ( or it's was get the pillow out of my face.... well, i don't remember - I was high).

    Notes: If you got any more question I'll be around you're home at 4am.
    Type in security code as shown on image: I've got captcha blindness
     
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  2. chickuzt

    chickuzt BANNED BANNED

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    OMFG, this is so funny...

    I'm sure you could have done something more productive with this time, but oh-well; I got a good laugh out of this!

     
  3. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    So funny that i'm sure at least one affiliate manager who read this just closed his eyes and did a mass ban.
     
  4. toyo

    toyo BANNED BANNED

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    you might get accepted actually
     
  5. eventus

    eventus Newbie

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    Yeah it doesn't work. I tried something similar and they approved me on the spot. I was like WHA! How do I cancel!!!!
     
  6. dashndash

    dashndash Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    muuuuaaa haaa ha aha ha haaaaah!!! he he hee.. . .. This guy is so funny... :D

    These kind of posts keep you entertained on this forum
     
  7. Br ook

    Br ook Junior Member

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    Tnx Guys........
     
  8. lolzap

    lolzap Regular Member

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    Hhahahahahaha, it's killing me! So damn funny!
     
  9. win292

    win292 Junior Member

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    hahhaaah, you are passed!
     
  10. robbie foster

    robbie foster BANNED BANNED

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    No need to cancel, just sell that account to me:D
    BTW this is indeed funny ;)
     
  11. july23

    july23 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    WTF. . gonna try this method to some network. .
    LOL That was funny
     
  12. cnwelf

    cnwelf Regular Member

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    Occupation:
    seek for Cpa accounts
    Location:
    next to you
    City: who are you? the police? haha
    State: I'm banned from 48 stats (so guess)... lol
    Zip / Postal code: I don't believe it the post office. so funny
    Country: USA (illegal immigrant) .

    so funny. esp State: I'm banned from 48 stats (so guess)...
     
  13. autosurf23

    autosurf23 Registered Member

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    i might try tthisss