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How to Make Money - Easiest way I know

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by danizdeman, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    Who actually makes money legitimately these days?

    In this step by step process, I show you how to make ACTUAL Money. No more WSO's or Google Dances.
    Let's get to making some money.

    Disclaimer: I am not responsible if FBI raids your house and you lose everything you have.

    Moving on...

    Step 1: Buy a printer. Make sure it's top of the line like this one. Don't skimp out on this part.
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    Step 2: Buy some ink. Make sure the ink is not bought from a Federal agent. this always happens.
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    Step 3: Print the money. Make sure you click print instead of send to one note. that always gets me.
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    Step 4: Dry the money. I use my patented dry system. I made a WSO about how to make the drying system if you need it PM me.
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    Step 5: Stack the paper. It's preferred to stack the paper as they do it in rap songs.
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    Step 6: Save on toilet paper and use the bills to wipe your ass as you are filthy rich.
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    Step 7: Get glasses and wear corny clothes and throw your money in the air. do this just cuz
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    Step 8: Make a paper tank for protection from feds
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    Step 9: Paper tanks are useless so you'll end up getting dragged away by feds anyways
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    any questions post here. take action and make money. do it before it saturated
     
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  2. fmfame

    fmfame Junior Member

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    awesome will try it.
     
  3. lakim0

    lakim0 BANNED BANNED

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    Am I supposed to laugh?
     
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  4. Luxurious

    Luxurious Newbie

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    I own a night clubs and by the nature of your post, you would be amaze of how munch ''fake'' money we get each week.
     
  5. trooper

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  6. Dj Co2

    Dj Co2 Elite Member

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    Still waiting for the part where it starts to get funny
     
  7. Wealthy Wisdom

    Wealthy Wisdom Power Member

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    nice try but didn't laugh... and I am in a good mood right now so you gotta try a little harder bruh
     
  8. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    I got nothing else :D
     
  9. PaveCod

    PaveCod Newbie

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    NOT funny !! go waste others time
     
  10. white_wolf

    white_wolf Junior Member

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    C'mon now, you have to agree that it's a little bit funny. It somewhat resembles a sales page. Nice one Dan! ;)
     
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  11. gunur

    gunur Regular Member

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    Nice one man. Hahaha...:)
     
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  12. riton

    riton Newbie

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    May be better to outsource it in a far country ? :confused:
     
  13. integrity101

    integrity101 Junior Member

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    Great, you just made my day :D
     
  14. whynotmakeit

    whynotmakeit Power Member

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    made my day :) Cheers man
     
  15. rockong

    rockong Power Member

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    all over it ;)
     
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  16. Solidflash

    Solidflash Regular Member

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    I laughed a little :rolleyes:
     
  17. Raven13

    Raven13 Power Member

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    where's the funny part? :s
     
  18. rettaibi

    rettaibi Regular Member

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    send you PM for the dry system
     
  19. ReALeST

    ReALeST Power Member

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    on a serious note...u guys do realise this is what banks do right....especially the Federal Reserve....
     
  20. gypsyr0ad

    gypsyr0ad Regular Member

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    In all reality, you can actually copy money with even the cheapest printer and use expensive paper and it will be passable.

    Don't try this at home, but yah