How to make any girl want you more than gingers want souls ?!?!?!?!?! [INFO-GRAFIX BUILD]

Some of you might remember my old BlackHatWorld post about girls here http://goo.gl/jzIag

That was a fun ass thread.

Most of the content that inspired that thread, was derived between various sessions of alcohol & drug use whilst I lived in Thailand in 2009.

In other words: "Its all scientifically formulated of course!"

But I never did much with it.

But I had always envisioned starting a "web comic" blog kind of like http://theoatmeal.com

The idea being to talk about "dating" in a funny way--with lots of colorful graphics. (From a nerd's perspective.)

So InfoGraphics are pretty big now, but I've never really built a "commercial level" one. So I'm gonna try to build one.

Now this idea has been in the back of my head for over a year. And i'm sick of not doing anything about it.

So, I'm just gonna devote the next 72 hours (or so) to getting my first infographic done and online.

I've decided i'm gonna blog about it while I go. Hopefully you guys will keep me motivated and write random funny shit here while I draw.

• Discuss beyatches
• Ask questions about evolutionary psychology
• Post random comix
• etc.

Here's the content from the old BHW thread.

http://goo.gl/x87w7

Now the goal is to turn this into a great, funny, interesting infographic.

Ok start now:

 

UPDATE 1

Need brainfood. Must go to McDonalds.

 

**PMs Bartman with the URL to this thread**

 

UPDATE 2

I decided to go to Jack in the box instead.

First off, i'm trying to decide which 'look and feel' to do with this site:

This site has lots of examples: http://visual.ly/

Starting up AutoCAD now and I'm gonna start moving lines around. The flow goes from bottom-up, which, online, is very confusing. So i'm changing it to top-down.

 

Was just gonna do it. U got it man. Cheers.

 

UPDATE 3

aspergers test

 

too many retards these days!

 

Dont playa hate, congratulate ★InDiAn HeArT BrEaK KiD★

 

UPDATE 4

This directory will contain the revisions.

R1 is up

http://goo.gl/2PFFe

 

Oh my god, what a coincidence.

I was just thinking about this the moment I woke up this morning. All those date artists and shit never really explain WHY something works the way it works on an evolutionary theory. This hits the nail on the hat PERFECTLY.

Can you link me more stuff? I'd also be very grateful having your msn/skype/icq contact and listen to your brainstorming. ^^

 

UPDATE 5

I'll create a facebook page at some point probably. Most of this stuff comes from the work of doctors Geoffrey Miller and David Buss.

2 AM here now. Going to bed. More to come tomorrow.

 

y u haten on gingers man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

 

UPDATE 6

Ok I'm back.

I got so sickkk after Thanksgiving and puked up the whole turkey.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Alright now i'm back so ima gonna try to finish this over the weekend.

restart:

 

this is all you need

www.sosuave.net

 

UPDATE 7

ok so i've now got some test css up on the site.

its gonna be tricky to try to learn how to get the swf files on there at a reasonable size.

 

UPDATE 8

ok theres a new version on the site
still so far to go
man this is one of the more challenging things ive ever done in my life...

 

UPDATE 9

Well this has turned out to be the most freaking tedious thing i've ever done in my life.
I've got a new version up.
The graphic is coming along but is far from done and still far from professional.
The page layout is nearing completion though.

I still have so much more work to do.

If you want to make a funny comment on the page to keep me motivated or to make me laugh, PLEASE do.

Newest revision: http://goo.gl/ImAzS

 

2 weeks late but its almost done
http://goo.gl/RmT7o

 

I like it!

 

well, at first i read your title on your site as "Want to know how to meet clicks?", i take it as a sign to stop browsing bhw