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How to make $100k in 3 days starting this Friday - with $0

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  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Hi guys and gals, I've been seeing a few beginner requests on how to make money as fast as possible. Fortunately, I have a tried and tested true method to make up to $100k or more in 3 days 100% CLEAN starting with $0.

    This method works best in the rural areas, as you'll see shortly.

    1. It's friday night, and people are partying so the popo are active. Find a frat party
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    and call the cops on them. When the cops arrive, hop in one of their cars when they are distracted and grab a shotgun. All cop cars have shotguns - if it's not in the front, they keep it in the trunk.
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    2. Fully armed, you're ready to go to work. While keeping your tool hidden, roam around the streets and find an abandoned house that's not connected to anything. Light it up.
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    Again call the pigs and tell them you saw a suspicious character lurking around. Whatever cops weren't busy at the party will have to rush to the house (along with the fire department). Excellent, now you're ready for the biglys.

    3. Rob a bank. Every human being is born with an intrinsic blueprint about how to accomplish this, but for the knuckleheads, keep it under 2-3 minutes.
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    Fortunately the hogs will have their hands tied and so their response time may be > 5 minutes. Aim to get about $250k (you may have to do a few banks).

    4. Now you need to clean your money. Hop on a greyhound and drive to the opposite side of the country. Find a pick 5/cash 5 lottery with odds of around 1 in 200,000 for a $100k jackpot. Buy every available number to guarantee a jackpot win:
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    Congrats on your success! Now you're living high off the hog ;).

    Further business opportunities:

    Buy an entire block in detroit and start a crack lane/den
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    Buy (short) penny stocks at a 1:2 leverage, use your free shotgun to disturb/intimidate the business and put them out of the market, doubling your money.

    Buy several acres in montana and grow weed.

    The sky's the limit folks. Please like, share, subscribe and donate to my lawyer's gofundme page to help me get off every agency's list.
     
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  2. JamesNTX

    JamesNTX Newbie

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    Awesome. Learned a lot, thanks for the share.

    Quick question.
    On step 2, what if I substitute an abandoned warehouse. Would that work as well or do I need to stick with a house.

    Thanks in advance
     
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  3. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Every method requires its own spin and at times you have to think on your feet. This is a perfect example of a creative entrepreneur, you will certainly go very, very far in all of your endeavors!
     
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    I think this should be in the making money section... just kidding.
     
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    Outstanding! This could be the method of the year. :cool:
     
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    first off, thank God I was wrong. I was almost certain OP would teach us how to levitate a bank safe out of a building. I guess there is always a first time to being wrong...

    Secondly:
    Friday nights banks are closed. actually, every night banks are closed, even in vegas. And although my college years were very limited, only one year and 2 months to be exact, it was enough to be sure that frat parties are always at night.

    Therefore unfortunately I can not test out this method and start my journey thread. :(

    I would love to hear other peoples experience using this method, including proofs. Mug shots, court appearances, lawyer invoices and your new friend Bubba and everything else. :D:D

    Good luck to all!
     
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    Seems an awful lot of work when you can just set PayPal money adder to the maximum rate of $1000 a click, then just click 100 times.

    Could even use auto mouse clicker.
     
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    Fucking epic! Gonna try this now. Will post proof of earnings soon.
     
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  9. pewep

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    Results may vary ;).

    Thanks for helping me to refine the method. So how about starting earlier in the day?

    It's tough but honest work.
     
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    Wins over 50k need to be reported in my country, What I would do is go to each casino in town, and put 24k each on red and black. Till you have all your money laundered.
     
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    Awesome! You will definitely get the award: The best way to become a millionaire of all time! lolololol
     
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    Another standard Friday where our friendly neighborhood wizard teaches us how to rob a bank. On an IM forum. Damn, this is the reason I stick around this forum. This is pure gold.
     
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    You have no idea how hard I'm laughing at this right now.
     
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    earlier in the day is still going to be daylight.
    First step is to be a dick and call the cops on a frat party, its hard to find a "frat party" during the day, maybe a baby shower or something.

    The second step is to set a house on fire, in this case during the day. unless you are invisible cartman, there is a good chance a witness seeing you walk away and you'll get caught. either way this method isnt for me :(
     
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    Not to worry my friend! As an earlier poster suggested, find an abandoned warehouse.

    Then get into the tire selling business ($100 per set on craigslist). Use the aforementioned warehouse to store your merchandise.



    You can go to Kroger or 7-11 at 3 am to find an endless supply of generous donors. That's an easy $200-$300/day method!
     
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    Thats why you then go on BHW hire a freelancer section and ask for VA in that area and pay them $5 in bitcoin to light the house on fire.
     
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    There has been an influx in the number of new members asking how to make fast cash; apparently "$1000" is the popular number.

    I've also been getting so many messages on my business' contact form, PM, and Skype about PayPal money generators, it's ridiculous.
     
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    im guessing its due to the holidays, its Feb now and all the people that spend their last few bucks during christmas have gone into debt or are truly broke now.
    that's my bet. The same kind of people that believe in paypal monkey gen are usually also the type of people to spend more than they should during christmas, now rent is late, the banks are sending notices the friend they borrowed from are now also asking for it.
     
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    If it was not real, then how come @Ste Fishkin is selling copies of it for $4.47. I am sure if it did not work he would have loads of PayPal disputes.
     
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    I don't care micky, I make so much selling my inspect element method that even if they dispute I can just refund and tell them to do one.
     
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