Hi guys and gals, I've been seeing a few beginner requests on how to make money as fast as possible. Fortunately, I have a tried and tested true method to make up to $100k or more in 3 days 100% CLEAN starting with $0. This method works best in the rural areas, as you'll see shortly. 1. It's friday night, and people are partying so the popo are active. Find a frat party and call the cops on them. When the cops arrive, hop in one of their cars when they are distracted and grab a shotgun. All cop cars have shotguns - if it's not in the front, they keep it in the trunk. 2. Fully armed, you're ready to go to work. While keeping your tool hidden, roam around the streets and find an abandoned house that's not connected to anything. Light it up. Again call the pigs and tell them you saw a suspicious character lurking around. Whatever cops weren't busy at the party will have to rush to the house (along with the fire department). Excellent, now you're ready for the biglys. 3. Rob a bank. Every human being is born with an intrinsic blueprint about how to accomplish this, but for the knuckleheads, keep it under 2-3 minutes. Fortunately the hogs will have their hands tied and so their response time may be > 5 minutes. Aim to get about $250k (you may have to do a few banks). 4. Now you need to clean your money. Hop on a greyhound and drive to the opposite side of the country. Find a pick 5/cash 5 lottery with odds of around 1 in 200,000 for a $100k jackpot. Buy every available number to guarantee a jackpot win: Congrats on your success! Now you're living high off the hog . Further business opportunities: Buy an entire block in detroit and start a crack lane/den Buy (short) penny stocks at a 1:2 leverage, use your free shotgun to disturb/intimidate the business and put them out of the market, doubling your money. Buy several acres in montana and grow weed. The sky's the limit folks. Please like, share, subscribe and donate to my lawyer's gofundme page to help me get off every agency's list.