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How to impress people at a coffee shop

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by usdachoice, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. usdachoice

    usdachoice Regular Member

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    Step 1: Go to a coffeeshop with your laptop.
    Step 2: Go to http://www.hackertyper.com
    Step 3: Press f11
    Step 4: Start typing frantically.
    Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
    Step 6: ???????
    Step 7: Profit
     
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  2. Pollux0R

    Pollux0R Registered Member

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    How do you actually profit though? lol
     
  3. nightbat

    nightbat Regular Member

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    Hilarious! :)
     
  4. MadMaddy

    MadMaddy Junior Member

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    profit by impressing girls

    lol
     
  5. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    How to scare people at an airport !
     
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  6. hardcorebiker

    hardcorebiker Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    LOL! Let me try it but what should be my reply when they ask "What the heck are you typing" :p
     
  7. zerofoxtrot

    zerofoxtrot Senior Member

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    Ahaha! Good read buddy!
     
  8. scrapefox

    scrapefox Power Member

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    Awesome share!

    Now to work out step 6 :D
     
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    haha, finaly a good method here:)
     
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  10. heidelbergjohn

    heidelbergjohn Newbie

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    Buy a round for everyone, or bring a sexy lady.
     
  11. Furious George

    Furious George Supreme Member Premium Member

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    THat's awesome. I've been messing with it for about 5 minutes. Hilarious...
     
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    pathart Senior Member

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    pls tell me how much you make with this methods, thank you.
     
  13. MadMaddy

    MadMaddy Junior Member

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    Now, i'm a pro coder, thanks op

    Who needs a coder?

    I can write 1000 word code in a minute and charge only .50$
     
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    One billion Gazillion dollars
     
  15. tukim

    tukim Regular Member

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    LOL even better sit back and type with your feet while sipping the coffee. When girls look at you just give a wink and say "that's right".
     
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    tnhomestead Regular Member

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    Should be good to make an easy 500 a day, maybe more! I loved the method -- will try it Monday or at the next PHP Meetup! Going to charge 100 dollars a minute for coding, be retired by Friday!
     
  17. BrianKade001

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    Everyone can become Pro-Coder using this website.. Cool
     
  18. Junkfood00

    Junkfood00 Elite Member

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    Nice find! Unfortunately for me, I'm a C coder so that doesn't amaze myself too much. :/

    Here's a command line based website that can be used for similar purpose :p http://cb.vu/
     
  19. BackY

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    Looks cool lol
     
  20. usdachoice

    usdachoice Regular Member

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    Invite a potential customer to coffee and tell them it is going to take you 50 hours to program their new wordpress site. During the meeting you tell them you are going to start program it now. Bang away at your keyboard for about 2 minutes with them watching. Look up from your keyboard and say yeah that was just the first 2 minutes. They will be amazed.