How to have sex for $7

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare
 

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Two elderly men are sitting on a bench.

One says, “I have been married thirty years, on my first honeymoon, I took my wife to California and on our tenth honeymoon I took her to Japan”.

The man says, “wow, what did you do on your twentieth anniversary?”.

“I went back and picked her up”.
 

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare

Very good method, I will try it
 

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I know some other stories on how to save money-

A man planed for one month vacation out of the city.

He needed to park his Lamborghini. The car parking would have cost a hundred dollars.

So, he planned something.

He went to a bank and asked for a loan of 1000 dollars for one month that will cost him 50 dollars.

The banker demanded a mortgage for the loan and the man kept his Lamborghini to the bank.

After one month, the man paid his loan with interest and got back his car.

The banker became astonished why a Lamborghini owner needed a 1000 dollar loan and asked the man.

The man then replied the parking cost is higher than the loan interest. So, he kept his car to the bank as a mortgage with a lower cost.
 
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