A girlfriend of mine got beaten up this weekend by her ex. She lives back home in the U.S (I'm living - or should I say, bumming - around Europe). I feel powerless to help, other than be around for emotional support over the phone. This place is full of geniuses. Can someone clever tell me how best to screw with this dipshit? Any help would be much appreciated and of course I will share the results here for any interested parties.