How to get rid of obnoxious neighbours...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by crunch, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. crunch

    crunch Junior Member

    Feb 19, 2008
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    So theze 2 crackheads have moved in across the street from me... its a Quiet area apart from these 2.

    They stand outside on the porch and shout and scream fuck this and fuck that and they dont give a shit that we and others around here got kids et etc.. you get the picture right...

    ordinarely i would would just go over and beat the crap out of them, but i have to keep my nose super clean at the moment, so thats a no go.

    Dont want to call the cops either, not my style...

    so fellow hatters got any creative ideas to remedy this situation??
  2. biks

    biks Power Member

    Oct 28, 2008
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    I had a bikey gang neighbor who had two dogs that almost never we taken inside, thus, barked constantly when outside. I couldn't believe my good fortune when the dirtbag was busted for drug dealing and was evicted. (along with the dogs) It's amazing how well the police can make annoying people go away.

    If they aren't doing anything illegal, then the next step has to be a little social pressure. I would sneak over at night and hang a big banner on their house "SHUT THE FUCK UP!". They'll have no idea who put it there. They'll get pissed and tear it down.

    The next night: hang another banner: "No really, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Repeat as necessary. Trick is you don't want them to know it's YOU. They'll be annoyed as hell that their neighbors are doing this, but can't blame anyone in particular.

    You could include an anonymous letter writing campaign too.

    Then just for fun, send the Jehovah Witness' on over too. Just for laughs.
  3. TheFounding

    TheFounding BANNED BANNED

    Jun 15, 2009
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    Ever played Grand Theft Auto? It's easy:

    L1, L2, R1, R2, Right, Down, Left, Up, Right, Down, Down, Right
    L2 til you have the rocket launcher
    Crouch down and aim for their house
    Fire a blast right at them through the window
    Hide behind a dumpster until the police call off the search
    Should only take about 30 seconds or less of hiding
    You are very welcome
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  4. tygrus

    tygrus Supreme Member

    Mar 28, 2009
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    Careful with these types. If they are crackheads you never know what they might be capable of or who they know if provoked. You don't want to put your family in any danger.

    With these types I can guaruntee that they are up all night and sleep all day or at least quite late. Start mowing your lawn at 8:00 am or revving your car, or get their phone number and paste it all over the net for the telemarketers to find.
  5. str8thustler

    str8thustler Power Member

    Dec 3, 2008
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    if there crackheads chances are they dont know anyone and if they do they probably owe them money. Post a little note on there door that says, hey remember that grand you owe me? Well ill be driving by every night at 9pm til i see you. Better watch your back. chances are you wont see them on the porch again:)