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How to Get Free Pizza + a Soda

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by yamahafzr, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. yamahafzr

    yamahafzr Regular Member Premium Member

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    *DO NOT BLAME ME IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS*
    *For entertainment purposes only* ;)

    Ok so i work at an arcade down the jersey shore and the next st over is a bangin pizza place. I go in there 4-5 times a week for my breaks when I work. I've gotten to know most of the ppl and they just give me free pizza and soda. But one day I walked in and it was 2 ppl i never saw before, and i wasn't coughin up $6.50 for 2 slices and a large soda. (I normally get 3-4 when the ppl I know are there) When the ppl i know are there they normally have me fill my soda and slice my own pizza off the premade pies. I used to throw em in the oven and take em out when they were done but the owner yelled at the employees (all under the table who dont give a shit) for letting me use the over. Now i have them do it. So with these 2 new ppl working behind the counter and noone else I simply walked behind the counter without looking at them. Fill up my soda and slice my pizza, and said "hey can you throw it in... the owner told me i wasnt allowed to.... im blanking on his name" They were kinda dumbfounded but did it. Then the one girl said "do they normally charge you?"... i said "naaa" and that was the end of it. so pretty much you walk in there like your the shit and your good to go

    edit- i give credit to those who give ridiculously long posts, this is like 1/5 of some of yours and it was fucking brutal!
     
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  2. yamahafzr

    yamahafzr Regular Member Premium Member

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    true story 8)
     
  3. vexusdev

    vexusdev BANNED BANNED

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    wow big shot.. no need to brag you can stuff your fatty ass. ;)

    jk good method
     
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    Somebody is going to sell this on DP...just wait.
     
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    Hahaha...Great "method" man...If only starving bums could pull this off!!!
     
  6. yamahafzr

    yamahafzr Regular Member Premium Member

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    i walked in a week ago and the guy said bet u cant eat 5 slices... i looked him straight in the eyes and said "fuck you. give me six" not easy in a 30 minute break. i was pushing it so as soon as i ate my last slice i left all my shit on the table and sprinted back to work... didnt feel so good haha
     
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    vexusdev BANNED BANNED

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    jesus man and I'll eat 2 and think i'm over doing it. jesussssssss
     
  8. yamahafzr

    yamahafzr Regular Member Premium Member

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    ya the best part was it was 11pm on a sunday, and one sundays we stay til 3am to dump all the quarters from the machines, so my boss buys us 12 wings each, and i ate em all at about 1 ;)
     
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    a friend of mine worked at a convenience store, next door to a pizza place. As he became friendly with the guys, he asked or was told that when someone orders a pizza, then doesn't come to get it, they toss it or give it away.

    Sometime later he gets a friend of his to order a pizza, and of course NOT come to claim it. About an hour or so later, the pizza guys walk in a say.. "hey, here's a pizza if you want it, they didn't come to get it."

    Of course doubt that would work today, they'd make you give 'em a credit card first, but it did work once.
     
  11. flybeta

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    5 slices wut i grab 2 pizzas from buffet and then goto the gym LOl
     
  12. darklord555

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    I have just written the EBook, do you want 10% :p
     
  13. allrecycle

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    this is how i get free mcdonalds...it works
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY
     
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    done that before, and you just ask for a cup of water cause you have no money, and they dont enter it into the machine, but they usually ask you to ask the people at the next window , for the cup of water,
    but of course when you get to the next window, you dont say anything, and collect
     
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    confidence...
     
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    damn, too bad i dont eat fast food
     
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    yamahafzr Regular Member Premium Member

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    You know, hes right. Im a 39 year old man and my wife is a 20 year old model. And you right, I walk around like im the shit and look what i got, and it aint no damned slice of pizza. LOL
     
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    I didnt understand the entire post but got the overall picture :D
     
  20. scrupio

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    lol man.. i thought this was a real post cuz i was getting hungry..