*DO NOT BLAME ME IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS* *For entertainment purposes only* Ok so i work at an arcade down the jersey shore and the next st over is a bangin pizza place. I go in there 4-5 times a week for my breaks when I work. I've gotten to know most of the ppl and they just give me free pizza and soda. But one day I walked in and it was 2 ppl i never saw before, and i wasn't coughin up $6.50 for 2 slices and a large soda. (I normally get 3-4 when the ppl I know are there) When the ppl i know are there they normally have me fill my soda and slice my own pizza off the premade pies. I used to throw em in the oven and take em out when they were done but the owner yelled at the employees (all under the table who dont give a shit) for letting me use the over. Now i have them do it. So with these 2 new ppl working behind the counter and noone else I simply walked behind the counter without looking at them. Fill up my soda and slice my pizza, and said "hey can you throw it in... the owner told me i wasnt allowed to.... im blanking on his name" They were kinda dumbfounded but did it. Then the one girl said "do they normally charge you?"... i said "naaa" and that was the end of it. so pretty much you walk in there like your the shit and your good to go edit- i give credit to those who give ridiculously long posts, this is like 1/5 of some of yours and it was fucking brutal!