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How to get a girl to never break up with you!!!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sugirl, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Sugirl

    Sugirl Regular Member

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    ?Date a girl

    ?Put nicotine patches on her when she sleeps

    ?Take them off before she wakes up

    ?If she ever breaks up with you she will experience withdrawal from not having the patches

    ?She will think that she is missing you because she loves you so much, and will get back together with you
     
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  2. bloxorus

    bloxorus Registered Member

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    Hahaha!!!
     
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  3. MeetTheVirus

    MeetTheVirus Regular Member

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    Heroin works much better from my experience.
     
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  4. lord

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    very funny :)
     
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    How do you get rid of the residue from the patches without her knowing?
     
  7. James2

    James2 Senior Member

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    There's always one isn't there :)
     
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    Now that's an interesting idea. Though I think I won't need it. Love and faith are better drugs...
     
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    very good but have you any advice for doing it the other way round though,got to get rid of the missus(doing my head in).so i can try this method in the future.thanks;)
     
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    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    This isn't blackhat its illegal and dangerous,this thread needs to be deleted.
     
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  11. AGman

    AGman Power Member

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    How do I get my girlfriend to break up with me
     
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    lol thumbs up
     
  13. GoldenGlovez

    GoldenGlovez Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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  14. calebmann

    calebmann Power Member Premium Member

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    haha this is screwed up :oops:
     
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    calebmann Power Member Premium Member

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  16. M1ndfluX

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    <dp> Any reviewcopies on this one Sugirl? </dp>
     
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  17. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    The easiest way to keep your gf is to not be a asshole.
     
  18. Patel

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    Or maybe this thread just needs less minimodding and more of a sense of humor.

    I found this method quite funny lol
     
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    Good :)
     
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    I just clean my glasses with my tongue without taking them off, worked for 39 years so far.
     
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