How to end a relationship - (No bartman)

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Six words to end a relationship: "You look fat in those jeans" Done, youre free to go.
//Barney Stinson
 
GENUINELY how my mate ended his relationship. Made me lol ALOT

"I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule."
 
"I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule."

You are friends with a guy who physically hits his girlfriend to end a relationship? And its funny to you? Not sure I see the humor.
 
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