1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

How to be an extraordinary good b*llsh*t artist?

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by mate246, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. mate246

    mate246 Newbie

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2015
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    1
    Take a look on the internet. You can see a lot of people b*llsh*tting their way to riches. Like TaiLopez

    That guy can talk nonsense for one hour straight and make a lot of sales. (Almost convinced me as well)

    There are a lot of successful entrepreneurs that can write so much b*llsh*t, that it can even take one hour to read all of them. (Take a look at CB sellers)

    AND THEY MAKE SALES!

    How in the hell can I learn to b*llsh*t a lot and talk. I can't even write so many words in my articles because I have no idea what else to b*llsh*t about.

    Could you guys please provide me sources, where I can learn b*llsh*tt*ng and be an expert of it? Of course, I only want to know marketing related b*llsh*t methods. (Persuasion e-Books, videos, seminars, personal advice/experience, anything)

    Yes, I meant to make it a little funny, but my question is serious....

    Sorry for the annoying censors, it didn't let me post it.

    And if it's not the right category, then sorry, please move it to where it belongs.
     
  2. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 14, 2011
    Messages:
    2,047
    Likes Received:
    10,421
    So you're on a forum where you can actually get rich if you work hard and learn, but you want to know how to pretend to be rich like the guru bloggers?

    Mate, I think you're doing it wrong.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  3. mickyfu

    mickyfu Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    6,854
    Likes Received:
    19,693
    Location:
    Solihull Young Offenders
    First you need to free your mind of common sense.

    Second you need to be able to keep yourself in complete denial.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 7
  4. oplaopla

    oplaopla Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2012
    Messages:
    339
    Likes Received:
    248
    Hey man, although bullshit is for sure a way to make money, if you're going to learn persuasion you might as well do it right and sell something good. Why bullshit when you have the skills to sell something nice? I recommend this classic for starters: Straight Line Persuasion System by Jordan Belfort. If you master this system you can sell things pretty easily although a lot of it relies on you having an actual interaction with the person (phone or in person) and that is probably what you want to focus on anyways.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  5. Cryogenesis

    Cryogenesis Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2013
    Messages:
    1,689
    Likes Received:
    2,167
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    India
    Home Page:
    Do some research on your competition and try getting better than them.
    That's how. Fake it till you make it.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  6. qrazy

    qrazy Senior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,115
    Likes Received:
    1,723
    Location:
    Banana Republic
    First, You need to get certified(don't worry these are sold by gurus) and another important thing is to think everyone as an idiot.
     
  7. mate246

    mate246 Newbie

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2015
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    1

    I think you misunderstood my question.

    I understand that you need hard work and keep learning in order to make money in internet marketing. I don't want to lie and scam people at any means. I just want to be a better writer. In my opinion, I am a good conversationalist in person, but I have a hard time writing long articles. But there are people who just keep writing writing and writing, combined with bullshitting. I want to learn the skill writing a lot.
     
  8. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2012
    Messages:
    11,448
    Likes Received:
    32,370
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Fun Lovin' Criminal
    Location:
    London
    Home Page:
    Bullshit doesn't make you rich ... look at Charles Floate, CEOSam and Charles Mullen.
    3 top quality bullshitters with barely a pot to piss in between them.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 7
  9. PaperToy

    PaperToy Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2013
    Messages:
    334
    Likes Received:
    89
    It depends on how gullible or desperate your target audience is. For example, look at The Wolf of Wallstreet, the people he scammed were gullible and greedy to make more money.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  10. mate246

    mate246 Newbie

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2015
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    1
    Good answers in a short period of time, thank you guys. If you have any more thoughts, please don't hold them back.
     
  11. mickyfu

    mickyfu Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    6,854
    Likes Received:
    19,693
    Location:
    Solihull Young Offenders
    You may be right about the two Charlie brown lips, but CEOSAM?

    I have seen him with money pinned to his wall. Pictures of him eating in the finest ghetto greasy spoons. Pictures of him with a ten deep wod of one dollar notes.

    Think you are wrong about him Wilson. In fact, I'm begging to think you may be a hater.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 6
  12. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2012
    Messages:
    11,448
    Likes Received:
    32,370
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Fun Lovin' Criminal
    Location:
    London
    Home Page:
    When it comes to writing you just have to slog it out.
    Get your hands on as many of the top copywriting books/courses as you can, read and implement.
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/f173-downloads-copywriting-sales/
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  13. PixelMathis

    PixelMathis Power Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2014
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    212
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Mad Methodologist
    remember, they are always building a better idiot. You can bs your way to riches in any pretty much any niche that has an endless supply of idiots like IM, fitness,health, motivation (this is the biggest niche of them all for bullshitting, talk about law of attraction, karma and you will be laughing all the way to the bank).
     
  14. qrazy

    qrazy Senior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,115
    Likes Received:
    1,723
    Location:
    Banana Republic
    I think you've forgotten Mullen's millionaire friend "Olubunmi Sunday Fasusi"
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  15. TheSlug

    TheSlug Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2014
    Messages:
    417
    Likes Received:
    187
    Location:
    South Florida
    Home Page:
    All the questions you have about how those guys are so good at what they do, write them down.

    Then make up a convincing good answer that somewhat makes sense and write those down.

    Now you have a whole question/answers type thing you can get your lectures started with =) lolol
     
  16. Conor

    Conor Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    3,538
    Likes Received:
    5,856
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    South Africa
    Home Page:
  17. Euphorix

    Euphorix Supreme Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2015
    Messages:
    1,330
    Likes Received:
    798
    Location:
    Mountain View, CA
    Slightly off topic but Tai Lopez owned the holding LLC "Elite Global Dating" before you ever heard of him. Sites under that LLC include

    tailopez.com
    elitemeeting.com
    modelmeet.com
    mythailove.com
    ifyouresingle.com
    eliteglobaldating.com
    curvyfitness.com
    tailopez.net
    millionairemagnetsystem.com
    millionairelifecoach.com
    meetingmillionaires.com
    findadate.com
    datetallmen.com
    elitemeet.com
    justmillionaires.com

    BS isn't in that dudes vocabulary: I'm on step 31 of his 67 steps and have to say it's one of the better self development programs out there
     
  18. mate246

    mate246 Newbie

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2015
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    1
    I am talking about his 67 step program and I see a lot of people calling him a bullshitter for example in the entreprenur thread on R#ddit. I cannot quote you becausa I am replying from my phone and my browser glitches. Sorry for the grammatical mistakes I made
     
  19. Jared255

    Jared255 Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2009
    Messages:
    2,004
    Likes Received:
    1,902
    Location:
    Boston, MA
    Learn how to tell a story that people want to listen to!

    Jared
     
  20. Euphorix

    Euphorix Supreme Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2015
    Messages:
    1,330
    Likes Received:
    798
    Location:
    Mountain View, CA
    Really insightful stuff. You should check it out :)