Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by KT1990, Jun 27, 2014.
Anyone ever get out? Should I just not respond to the letter and claim I never got it?
Fake a heart attack then actually have one.
Probably be a felony and would cause so much more fuss if you don't go now. More than likely just postponing the inevitable when it comes to the government.
That will end badly.
Call and tell them that you are self employed and that you will have to close your entire business for the day if you do jury duty as there is nobody to run your business.
Where are you based OP?
Mentaly unstable persons don't have to do jury duty, I think People in our buisniess should fall under that category
But why don't you want to go? Wouldn't it be fun to serve justice?
I would just say that you are racist against everyone and you sometimes hear voices that tell you to burn things.
works like a charm for me
Living in Cali but my address is in Michigan, back and fourth between the two but coincidentally I'm back in Michigan for the 4th of July. The Jry duty is in Detroit lol. Never been there and don't want to go. Maybe if I say something racist like he's from Detroit and he's black, obviously he's guilty lol.
Its ok to miss one but you better make sure you go to the next one.
If all else fails you can just go and answer every question wrong and they wont call you back to be on jury.
Good Luck OP
Or say a friend of your was mugged there a few years ago and it'll be great to avenge her by sending someone down
Go for the first day and fall asleep in court, when they wake you tell them you are sorry but you are alcoholic and had a heavy night. They'll probably discharge you.
At least you turned up...
I think he want's to get out of jury duty not to get in a mental hospital, but hey what do I know lol
Have a relative that is a cop?
I method that I hear works well is that people go to the judge and say they support nullification. What that means is they support that the jury has the power to rule that a law for the specific case is invalid. For example, in a marijuana possession case, the jury may rule that the anti-drug law should not be applied. This is a gray area in general (for a pro example, in New Hampshire it is perfectly accepted) and judges naturally ... hate it. So, if you 're a bit lucky, the judge will throw you out of jury
Just say you are an anarchist - works in most cases with things like that.
The racist card works well
1 - check the notice you got. it typically lists some approved reasons to be excused. if there is no list or excuses provided, look for a website link.
2 - ask for an extension. there is usually a number to call and automated system. I asked for an extension multiple times on one notice and they stopped mailing me. [longshot]
3 - if you have to appear, try to report on a thursday or friday (use an extension if necessary). most juries get picked earlier in the week. if you are lucky, you have a one day and done like we do in socal. Show up on a thursday and don't get picked... you are done with your service.
4 - if you are in school or taking classes, you can probably get excused. will need to show proof.
5 - if you get on a panel, most of the old school, crazy stuff doesn't work well any more. they've seen too much of it. while I still think wearing one of those "kill them all, let god sort them out" tshirts couldn't hurt, there are two methods I've seen work well:
- if its a criminal matter and you have close relative in law enforcement. disclose this and talk very favorably about this close relative. even half-asleep criminal defense attys will wake up and politely thank you for your service.
- spout off as much tea party nonsense as you can when asked any question. be serious and talk passionately about your anti-government / conspiracy beliefs.
Last time I was called, the judge asked if anyone in the room present was self-employed. All the people that raised their hands were instantly told "thanks for your time and coming in, you are free to go" that was Connecticut, might be different state to state, but I would imagine the same scenario will apply.
All you have to do is tell them that you know the persons involved with the case and they will let you go.
During roll call scream fuck Jews..Heil hitler... Problem solved..
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