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How the f*ck do these "kid friendly" youtube channels get so many views??

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  1. bich nich

    bich nich Newbie

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    i am BAFFLED at some of these god d*mned kids videos on youtube. hopefully i found the perfect place to discuss how these lazy *ss people get so many views and ads on their videos.

    ill give you some examples:

    this guy is just playing a modded version of GTA V:


    and this lazy b*stard is coloring an image in ms paint:


    this lady is the laziest of them all. she is literally running around a TARGET STORE with her kid and a "hypnotizing fidget spinner":


    OH i almost forgot the weird *ss fetish spiderman elsa pregnant, things:


    (oh god i think im gonna throw up)

    so please. PLEASE tell me how in gods green earth are these lazy, weird, creepy, "kids channels" getting so many views? i feel like im missing something here but mostly im just stunned.
     
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    Because lazy ass parents just give their kids an Ipad and forget about them.
    They watch for 10+ hours, can't skip the ads, get hypnotized while their brains are dying.
     
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    but what do the channels do specifically to get so many views?
    some i see ms paint coloring with 1mil views,
    others i see live action unboxings with 50 views.

    theres no advertising gimmick they're using?
    or some kind of bot to get views/comments?
     
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    kudzem Newbie

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    I'm sure many of them they buy views/likes to rank higher.
    But more experienced guys here would know better I guess.
    There are some Youtube journeys on the forums, perhaps could be a good idea to read some of them.
     
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    thanks. ill go read over there.
     
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    well kids have nothing to do, do they. they loop the bloody videos and share it to their class and it spreads like wild fire
     
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    Not talking about the fact, that it's summer holiday for them, they have even less things to do. :)
     
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    yeah show them little girls getting pregnant and the curious little ones would want to start experimenting as well and this is great material for them
     
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    thats disturbingly smart.
    but wth why not make one.
    brb gonna make one.
    ill make a journey about it.
     
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    The sad thing is this is so true
     
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    I think this is the way to get more visitors for their ad.
    Targeting on kids play and other kids related cartoons.
    why not? Even the teenagers would love cartoons and games.
    so why we have to excite these kind of videos are getting more likes?
    Am i right?
     
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    sooo, like toys, cartoons, movies, etc.?
     
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    It's how society has changed.

    When I was 10 I used to be out playing football with mates in the park, riding on my bike, exploring along the old rail tracks etc.
    Kids today are stuck infront of the tv at home, the playstation or even when out on their smartphone/tablet.
     
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    This hurts. I see them on the streets and parks, fiddling with a stupid dead phone and feel like walking over to their parents to lecture them.
     
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    this, this chain got really unintentionally sad...
    good news tho, just made the channel and im currently uploading a video that took two seconds to make-
    *dignity decreased by 20%*
     
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    See it a lot when back in the UK, family out for a meal, parents early 30s, late 20s, kids 12-15 and all sat on their phones, texting, on social media or playing games.
    Art of conversation long gone, RIP.
     
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    Recently on indian news channel, they are showing bunch of kids (12 of them exactly) like 8-10 year old watching videos on YouTube GAMING CHANEL, and some shit Barbie stuff...
    That's fucking why advertiser stay away from YouTube nowadays tho.
    Edit: Kids don't surf internet. That's why Adsense is still stable.
    Edit: By the time I was 15 I was stil l play outdoor games like 12 hours a day. That was I'm proud of now.
     
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    Because kids are dumb 'lil tardos.
     
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    I watched the fidget spinner one. It's crap imho but someone commented:

    This was a funny skit! You guys are so hilarious!

    Most comments seem to be from adults too. nearly 3m views in a week. Roughly 4:1 like to dislike ratio.
     
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    Haha I've wondered this for a while, kids seem to be hooked on them. I have a 2 year old, these videos are a god send on flights and when we are driving. Kids love the music and seeing the characters I guess, the thing we have had to watch is he now clicks into his own shit.. and some of these videos are just wrong lol