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How NOT To Make A Web Site!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Feb 13, 2011.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Proof that just because you're using HTML5, CSS3 and jQuery doesn't mean you're making a good website :eek:

    http://ljohn.net
     
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    Great Googly Moogly that's awful!!

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  3. Kickflip

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    It takes like 31 minutes just to figure out what the website is about. Then when you realize its a Star Wars fan site, you feel like an idiot.
     
  4. xfactornos

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    I think its pretty neat, You cant read anything on it because it gives you a headache but just to sit back and watch its fun lol.
     
  5. hslambo23

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    Lol, I like the site. I think its worth a couple thousand, maybe even more.
     
  6. soyafan

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    i felt dizzy after landing on that site.Curious to find the bounce rate for that site:D
     
  7. Captainwtf

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    I think we need Meathead1234's professional opinion on the site; It may have potential.
     
  8. m0nster

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    i is on the internets check me out!

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    that part got me good haha
     
  9. antsaoo

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    Wow :p sites itself pretty crap. But that background is Neat. Would probably look pretty wicked when trippin ballz :O
     
  10. Mr Ex

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    He still lives in 80's. Someone should tell him it's 2011 before it's too late for his career.
     
  11. $ThisIsTheLife$

    $ThisIsTheLife$ BANNED BANNED

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    Are you kidding me this website has potential

    Obviously to us seasoned internet marketers its awful however to the masses

    In other words the pigeons I can think of a profitable campaign that would work wonders

    Thanks for the share OP
     
  12. pigsnog

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    lmao, oh god that takes me back to ohhhh 10 years ago or so :0)
     
  13. Kickflip

    Kickflip BANNED BANNED

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    Also, he claims to be a "website marketing consultant" but he doesn't even rank top 1000 for the term on google.com.
     
  14. Kickflip

    Kickflip BANNED BANNED

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    I cant tell if you are serious or not.
     
  15. $ThisIsTheLife$

    $ThisIsTheLife$ BANNED BANNED

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    Yes I'm serious buddy

    I would use this for a single page opt in...

    If you were familiar with how and why... you would be able to understand where I'm coming from

    Yes the site is ugly as ish as if it came from a late 90's video game, however its original

    lol your welcome to make fun however I'm serious

    I'm interested in other interacting templates of this nature... searching google as we speak
     
  16. Kickflip

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    The website owner is trying to sell something, do you know what that is? How long did it take you to figure that out? The entire website is so distracting, that users wont know what it is you want them to do.

    As soyafan pointed out, this site must have a monster Bounce rate. It doesn't offer any immediate result or information. It doesn't give any hint that is solves a problem or provides a solution or gives any value of any kind.

    It isn't original. You misunderstand the people saying "He still lives in 80's" and "takes me back to ohhhh 10 years ago or so". We aren't saying it looks like a 90's video game, we are saying it looks like a 90s website. There were literally nearly identical looking websites back in the 90s. They had midi music that played in the background, the graphics twinkled, they were loaded with gifs.
     
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    He´s the master joda of webdesing....not!
     
  18. $ThisIsTheLife$

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    lol

    ok kickflip we agree to agree to disagree

    I have no attentions of using it as a page to pre sell my leads... you done a great job explaining your self in your last post... however thier is a few misunderstanding points in my past posts in this thread that may gave you the wrong impresion of my attentions using a template with a interacting background

    Anyhow buddy thanks for your input

    Cheers!
     
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  19. GreyWolf

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    Actually it might be an ok site for some starwars fan making a hoby site. But this guy is claiming to be an SEO expert and the content of the site pertains to that field. The guy should probably go check out this page he has on his own site
    http://ljohn.net/wp/9-ways-improve-website/

    :cool2:
     
  20. Ruzza

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    Lol my galaxy s is having a fit...