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How much would you pay for Matt Cutts' salary?

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  1. smartalex

    smartalex Regular Member

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    Hello guys,

    This is just for fun though.

    If Matt Cutts is for hire - how much salary would you pay him to do your SEO?
     
  2. srinu0812

    srinu0812 Supreme Member

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    He knows shit about SEO.
     
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  3. MadStacks

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    He would have to pay me to touch my sites
     
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    partymarty4870 Elite Member

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    whatever I paid him he wouldn't have access to free lunches like at google - the fat cunt would send me broke
     
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    I doubt he can rank any site. I better tell him rank a site and get payed for it. I don't want to take risk hiring him.
     
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    HomensdaLuta Junior Member

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    he would probably buy some services from here : )
     
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    idc about matt cuts coz i dont depend google for my living :p
     
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    I am ready to pay 1$ if matt cutts put rode in his own ass and he will not scream (condition applied)
     
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    I wouldn't hire him to run any of my sites, but it would be valuable to have him be a sort of double agent who could inform you what Google was going to do several weeks before it happens.
     
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    xha44a Power Member

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    Why would you hire someone who makes a living out of strangling the lifelines of small businesses?
     
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    Cutts is probably one of the most hated person on earth.
     
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    In fact, he needs to learn what is SEO from BHW before someone hiring him... ;)
     
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    "So you have a website. Have you put anything on it ?".

    "yes..."

    "ok, my job is done."

    er, about 10p.
     
  15. srb888

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    I'd hire him just to say "You're FIRED!"

    I am disappointed in him already because of the infinite numbers of spams I am getting in my gmail accounts. I am disappointed in him because he evades most of the important questions asked to him. I am already disappointed in him because he has disappointed the infinite numbers of people who're depending on Google to carry on with their important work. He has done nothing to make their lives easier by NOT removing the spammers, spam adverts, spam sites, the unneeded sites that come up in Google search when they ask some simple queries, etc. He's misused the technology and is unfit to carry on with it because of his proven all-around incompetence.
     
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    I would not want to be him.

    Working for yourself = potentially unlimited salary.

    He is someones bitch.
     
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    Depends on his sallery. I would need to make a profit from it or it wouldn't be worth it. So 10$ sounds about right.
     
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    Then I'd pay his salary on your behalf if you promise to keep him tied to that farthest-corner table 24x7x365x10+ ofc without any internet connection. :D
     
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    Oh man what a small world you live in.
     
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