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How many of you eat slow ?

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  1. SubhoC

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    Yeah I know , it's a really weird question but I'm just seriously trying to understand some behavior patterns .

    I'm a very slow eater, most of the times :p Anyway I think it's not just my habit but my personality . I can't eat fast enough unless the food is something I really like. Sometimes it tires me out to eat :p

    This translates in every activity of my life. I research too much before implementing something , always too careful, dissecting everything and ultimately I get bored and I just find to research something else . See what happened there

    Also I'm skinny .

    Then there is one of my friend who is the exact opposite if me . He eats too fast,almost astonishingly and his body is wide. He doesn't think much about what consequences he may come across before plunging right into something he likes .

    Just wondering How many of you eat slow ? And your habits in daily life regarding IM.
     
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  2. lucasbraydon

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    Just wondering..how many of you have managed to do a shit and piss simultaneously?

    If you had diarrhea or done it by accident, it doesn't count.
    You have to actively be able to do it upon command.

    I have only managed to do this once in IM

    Also I'm skinny.
     
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  3. Ste Fishkin

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    I had this conversation with a friend once.

    He started it, he said he cannot stand and piss like a normal person as every time he pisses he shits. I was like WTF.

    I am a man who can independently shit and piss. Sometimes I will go for a sit down piss, usually when drunk so I don't have to clean up a shitty pissy mess the next morning, but sometimes I just do it because its nice man.

    But always, I am shut 1 valve and open the door, or visa versa.and I feel like this is normal.

    If you shit and piss and you cannot even control your own waste excretion then something is seriously wrong.

    You may as well be a rodent who just piss and shit 24/7
     
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    Bookmarked this thread for future references.
     
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    I eat like this OP

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    I have a feeling that this thread is heading to a hilarious shitty direction.

    So far so good.
     
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    Let's hope it doesn't turn into a sticky :D
     
  8. SubhoC

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    I knew some of you might troll on this thread . Yeah can't get rid of that so I don't mind it :p If anyone seriously like to reply , I'll be glad.
     
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    There is nothing wrong with eating slowly...
    You saving money on your food bill :D

    PS : i could never eat like you :p
     
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    slow eating causes you to digest better.. might explain the difference in size
     
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    cant eat slow because i love when food is hot, so i must eat fast, also, i cant get eaten if i eat slow, dunno why, but i have problem with my stomach :)
     
  12. JimBean04

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    lol I always eat the slowest or id choke on my shit
     
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    not me at all :)
     
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    My sisters and I all eat super fast, like to the point people make fun of us. I think it's because we were poor as kids and there was just a little food on the plate and then enough for 1 or maybe 2 people to get a couple bites of seconds so you had to be fast or you were hungry.

    Slow eating is a sign of weakness IMO. ;)
     
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    I eat really slow too. But I know why (a long story of sibling rivalry).

    Without going into detail, if I eat too fast I see a mascot in my head who I wanted to murder since the age of 16. Although I no longer want to kill him, I still think of him anytime I see someone eating fast. So I intentionally eat reaaaally slooooow.

    Basically, that mascot would egg the crowd on everytime my brother scored some pts or made a touchdown. He'd get the crowd chanting. Get the announcers chanting. Then the mascot would do a backflip and run in circles to further amp up the crowd. As hundreds of people would chant my brothers last name.

    This led to lots of awkard situations in highscool. Like strangers approaching me every single fucking day to tell me how "cool" my brother was. Yet I knew 90% of these people didn't know him. I was always being compared to him. No matter how good I did in school, how well I wrestled.... he was the one scoring touchdowns, winning games, that's all people cared about. Which triggered some kinda inferiority complex.

    The eating thing started after games at our dinner table. My brother ate like a pig. He still eats like a pig 10+ years later. He doesn't chew. If you've ever seen a flamingo eat on NatGeo, they way it's throat expands 5xs it's size, then the bird violently swings its neck to make the salmon go down... that's closer to how he eats. He just swallows huge chunks of food. Many times food gets stuck and he swings his neck like that flamingo. At the dinner table my parents would laugh about it. They'd tell him to slow down but always in a joking way. Sometimes even complimenting him like "that's how a champ eats! just don't choke Rando!" But when **I** ate slow I got yelled at. So I rebelled by eating slower. I even threw food away just to piss my parents off.

    Fast forward to now, our mascot was a bird (eagle). Like that flamingo on NatGeo. Like my brother. So when I see anyone eating fast now, I get visions of that mascot chanting & cheering for a flamingo who's choking on salmon, practically dying, swinging his neck around to make the food go down.

    That's why I eat super slow and take breaks between bites. I'm not starving. I'm not a flamingo. I have a fridge at home full of food. I don't need to choke on my food. I think humans and chefs cook food.... add seasoning and all this shit so people can TASTE IT. To taste food you must cut and chew slowly. To digest properly you should also chew fine. You don't throw half a burger in your mouth then shake your head back & forth to make it go down.

    I also like the motto "never bite off more than you can chew". In business I've found that to be true most the time. I really think smart & calculated people eat slow. :D
     
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    people that eat fast, tent to be fatty

    slow eater people, mostly are slim

    fast = fat
    slow = slim
     
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    I try and Eat Slow, I like to taste my food. However as of the past year or two either the food Ive eaten has gotten plain or my taste buds are off. Nearly all food has no flavor.

    I switched to 100% Organic foods, NON GMO, and Local Foods, the last month or so and I have a sense of taste with the food I eat. It is like the Mass produced food has no flavor but local foods have great flavor. Keep in mind I cook my food at home both products the same way just one was bought in a Grocery store and the other in local markets, and farmers markets.
     
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    Why would slow eating be a sign of weakness?