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How Many BHW Posters Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bizzybee76, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. bizzybee76

    bizzybee76 Junior Member

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    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    1 to move it to the Lighting section after 2 have argued to move it to the Electricals section

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ? another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop

    4 to say that they've been disappointed in Lightbulb Live for the last 4 years

    12 to ask why those 4 keep going to Lightbulb Live only to complain about it

    1 to break the news about the new limited release light bulb

    1 to post that the news was already broken in another thread and start a poll about reading entire threads

    1 to obsessively insist that no-one should make profit from lightbulbs on this forum

    5 to post that they've collected 11 of the limited edition lightbulbs already so might as well get the whole set.

    8 to say that their electric company sent them 4 free lightbulbs, when quite clearly they would have preferred the moon on a stick.

    11 to reply that it's not a personal lightbulb anecdote storage facility

    7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs, i.e. clickable

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including pictures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
     
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  2. teenmoney

    teenmoney Regular Member

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    haha thats good. i like the last two :)
     
  3. lewi

    lewi Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    i will be number one of them 14

    Yeah great post i made one like this before but you should have used bold and stuff in it
     
  4. skyfox

    skyfox Junior Member

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    Number 2 after Lewi lol
     
  5. gmjames

    gmjames Junior Member

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    lmao.
     
  6. blackhit

    blackhit Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    If I was that blackhatter I would say:

    1, cause I would outsource it
     
  7. tissa2

    tissa2 Junior Member

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    That would take no blackhatter to change a light bulb :rolleyes: