How many backlinks do i needs to get no1 ranks in google search in 5 to 10 minuites ?

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  1. sujon mahmud

    sujon mahmud Newbie

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    How many backlinks do i needs to get no1 ranks in google search in 5 to 10 minuites ? Is there anyone to help me to solved the problem.
     
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    You need 5 million
     
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    Somebody help OP, he only has 3 minutes left

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    dont listen to this guy he has no idea what hes talking about
    you need 1 trillion+ links to rank in minutes
     
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    that moment when ccarter posts in the most worthless thread ever
     
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    dazk2002 Power Member

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    You don't need any backlinks, it will happen automatically without having to do anything. Good Luck!!!
     
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    :(:(:(:(:( i can help you. i have a mail id of Matt Cutts. maybe he can help you
     
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    All of them.
     
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    tell me mail address
     
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    Hell this maybe the funniest joke eeeeeevvvvvvveeeerrrrrrrrrr in history.
     
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    Not possible to guarantee 1st with any amount of backlinks.
     
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    I'm obviously behind on the drama. Who is @CCarter ? Jennifer?

     
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    Guys come on. Matt Cutts said that if you email Google directly with all your personal info and websites, they will rank you quick!