Tools needed- Alexa Rank Cheater, Auto Traffic Generator, Prstorm, Pressrelease equalizer, Submission equalizer, Basically write a press release a day and submit it through PR equalizer, run Prstorm once a day for a week to 5% at most. Use alexa rank cheater at night while sleeping, and use autotraffic generator as much as your bandwith can handle. Then, BAM sell your site on eBay or Digitalpoint with pics of all your fancy stats! In reality, you actually should be getting some decent traffic by this point just thanks to the Prstorm and Alexa. However its not permanent without some SEO work, and who has time for that when we have a site to sell that looks like its worth a few thousand bucks but only took a few days to build?