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How do you guys pick up chicks?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by DreamChef, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. DreamChef

    DreamChef Newbie

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    As the title says how do you guys pick up chicks? It sucks, because I'm completely new to the game and to be honest I'm pretty shy when it comes to meeting new people. What would you suggest?
     
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    carrepairs12 BANNED BANNED

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    Does this look like Oprah's website, your first post at blackhat world and this is the post lmao
     
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  3. EFFbishesAQUIREmoney

    EFFbishesAQUIREmoney Registered Member

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    Stop giving a fuk, that's how
     
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  4. Kharis

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    How to pick up chicks....
    
    If possible, it is  best not to handle baby chicks that much until they are at least 
    4 weeks old so you won't risk injuring them.  If you absolutely must pick one up, 
    make sure to keep one hand underneath they're bellies and gently hold the chick 
    with your other hand on top with a soft yet firm approach so that they wont 
    accidentally slip away. I urge  you to please handle your precious baby chicks 
    with care and always remember, they may be young, but they are  the future 
    of your ever growing backyard chicken farm.
    Sorry i'm a little bored atm :D
     
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  5. jacobs

    jacobs Power Member

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    go to cl w4m section and reply to some ad, write some good response preferably 2-3 paragraph and tell then what you will do with her if you will meet. There's a big chance that she would ask you to verify if you're a sex offender or something to a legit verification site such as craigslock, if you're not hiding anything then you're probably good to go and meet her.
     
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    ahiddenman Elite Member

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    Lol this is a blackhat IM forum.

    Not a how to get laid one :)
     
  7. jerzydawg

    jerzydawg Supreme Member

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    Get a girlfriend dude. I've been going out with my girlfriend for 3 years. No worries about anything.
     
  8. phluid

    phluid Power Member

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    It is no different than making money in the IM world, take action.. You sit in the corner waiting to talk to a girl and nothing is going to ever happen so go fail a few times, eventually you will succeed.
     
  9. BlackSeng

    BlackSeng Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I remember someone ask about pickup lines... WizGizmo gave a very powerful pickup line that has worked for me ever since.

    "Read any good books lately? Good! Let's fuck!"

    I got laid 1,000 times.​
     
  10. falcommoney

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    Step 1. Select your target. Victims can be found in public places, like the supermarket.
    Step 2. Have an excuse to talk to them, else they will think that youre a creep.
    Step 3. Briefly have a friendly chat
    Step 4. Get her details
    Step 5. Start brainfucking (online/sms/in real life)
    Step 6. Manipulate them so that they will want you, instead of you wanting them
    Step 7. Repeat steps 1-6, to create competition and jalousy. But do not take this too far, you will lose them if you do.
    Step 8. Select your final victim. You can choose from all the chicks competing for you. I would suggest a blonde one, with at least a D.
    Step 9. Make sure that you have manipulated her enough to make her stay.
    Step 10. Fuck her
    Step 11. (optional step) Cheat on her.
    Step 12. Repeat step 11.
    Step 13. Make her ewhore for you.
    Step 14. Repeat steps 1-13 until you think that your ewhore/fuckbuddy/girlfriend army is big enough.
    Step 15. PROFIT

    You are now a rich man with a lot of chicks:)
     
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  11. ryce889

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    This is definitely appropriate for BHW as their are black hat methods to picking up women (ie. lying through your teeth and saying anything it takes to get the woman back to bed with you), grey hat methods (ie. posting a slightly older photo of yourself on some online dating site to get a woman to talk to you) or white hat methods (ie. spending some quality time and really working the woman over, getting to know her, etc.)...
     
  12. Autumn

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    artizhay BANNED BANNED

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    Fortunately for you and your desperate self, there is a guide just for that:
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/social-networking-sites/315454-black-hat-method-getting-pussy.html
     
  14. SahL

    SahL Elite Member

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    You 've got to use this Pick up line -- "SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL" :D
     
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    Try something like

    Hey nice legs, what time do they open ;)
     
  16. Mokodoki

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    Always works for me. :rolleyes:

    There's no secret to picking up girls. Have a good personality, be a good conversation leader but not a douche, and have confidence in your abilities. Alternatively, stuff your pants with a big mac and sit back and wait.
     
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    go pickup some material by neil straus. you can thank me later
     
  18. VanillaH

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    Buy/download How to Become an Alpha Male by John Alexander -- freaking great book!