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How do I get my sister to sleep with me?

Discussion in 'White Hat SEO' started by superman100, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. superman100

    superman100 Junior Member

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    How do I get my sister to sleep with me?
    A.k.a: How to get a bunch of new visitors to your website using weird trending search terms



    If you're anything into Google Trends you probably noticed that yesterdays/todays most trending keyword (or at least in the top) was/is:

    How do I get my sister to sleep with me?

    Weeeeeeird, huh?

    Not really.

    This obviously has to do with Google Suggest returning really strange queries when people search for "How do I...", "What should I do if..."; etc. etc.

    And, this gives us a wonderful opportunity to get some hot traffic.

    Let me explain.

    Why is this search term TRENDING? Well, it's simply because A newspaper wrote an article about it, and a lot of people catched up on reading it. And, when people read and article like that they want to see it in action, so they go to Google.com and search the term to see what comes up. Then they hit Enter to see what Google will return.

    And, when a lot of people do that over a short period of time, it becomes a 'trending keyword', no matter how strange or weird it is.

    Here's some more information about that specific keyword//search term:

    http://www.trendfetch.com/-how+do+i+get+my+sister+to+sleep+with+me

    And, this is where you come into play:

    Most of the .com domains for these keywords are non-registered.

    Let's take the one mentioned above as an example:

    howdoigetmysistertosleepwithme.com


    If you're anything into SEO you know that a relevant domain name is key to get a good ranking quickly. And, how relevant is the .com domain above? 100% ! This means that you very easily can rank number one for weird search terms like the one above. Not to mention that there actually IS a lot of people wanting to find out how to get their sister to sleep with them (yuck!).

    So, go ahead and go to Google, and search for Why, How, Where, Who, etc. and write down the different search terms that show up.

    Important: The more weird they are, the more likely they are to get a lot of trending searches in the future.

    Next, head over to go http://www.godaddy.com/default.aspx (or any other website where you can check if the domain name is free), and check it out.

    Go ahead and register, do some quick social bookmarking or favorite SEO technique to get indexed quick and remember to write relevant content to the topic.

    You're in for some quick cash.


    Oh, and by the way; i actually noticed this as a result of using my own Google Trends Tracker, http://www.trendfetch.com . It's free to use so if you want to try it out you can register at:

    http://trendfetch.com/beta-signup

    or just browse it without an account at:

    http://www.trendfetch.com/public_home
     
  2. emperorniks

    emperorniks Registered Member

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    huh..wtf, next time use sensible titles.
     
  3. latox

    latox Registered Member

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    You're obviously from Texas.
     
  4. nufaman

    nufaman Elite Member

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    I've never found a real working way for getting your new domain from 0 to #1 in a few minutes. Once you get your domain indexed and ranked the trend will be long gone and you will end up with a usless domain and 9 bucks wasted
     
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  5. zander64

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    ps- brand new domains will never rank on top of google in the time it takes for a search trend to cycle out, i dont care how much you bookmark it
     
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    Very interesting idea... I sometimes click on the "suggested" query results when they are strange or weird. Sometimes you even find some great stuff.

    One thing I'm wondering though. Are all the query suggestions uniform? meaning, if I type in "how do I get" would I see "my sister to sleep with me"? or are they just random for everyone?
     
  7. zander64

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    maniac2002,

    I just typed in "how do i get"

    the 1st suggestion was ... my sister to sleep with me

    the 2nd was... a passport

    the 3rd was how do i get my boyfriend to eat me out

    So apparently, google has become very unfamily friendly and is turning xxx, lol
     
  8. superman100

    superman100 Junior Member

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    If you'd take some time and actually read my post you'd understand that this has nothing to do with my sister.

    Best,
    A
     
  9. blackhit

    blackhit Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    LOL...you had me there with the title....:D

    I had my finger ready on the Report trigger...:D
     
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    I just asked and she said yes :)
    No Google help needed...
     
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    I thought you were about to explain lol
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
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    It's always good to stay on top of trending topics, but ones like this usually aren't around long enough to make much from.

    Another good way is to look at Oprah's website and see what is going to be on the show over the next week and make sites about those topics.
     
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    I second that!
     
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    lol filthy incest google :D
     
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    i didn't find the answer in the other thread yesterday with similar topic and i still didn't find it in this one, so when you next start a thread about this very serious question, plz wrote a step-by-step howto answering the question
    thanks

    P.S. i just can't believe, that people read something shit like this in a newspaper then they search on google for it and they make it the 5th popular trend...
    never underestimate the human dumbness

    about how many people have to search for terms like this to become the 5th popular trend on google?
     
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    damn the tittle will make a good bait... I really curious when I see the tittle of this post, but it turns out to be completely unrelated... such misleading tittle....
     
  17. richcamp

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    Yours or his? LOL

    Anyway, this is better than hot trends cos it stays longer on the search box
     
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    Still how much we can monetize such domains? It will go down as quick as it has come up. This is again shortcut to gain top rank but short cuts works for sort time only and not worth our efforts.

    Thanks
     
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    The "trendfetch" site above is valuable... if nothing else then to give a good idea as to how people search when they are looking for something... and the types of things that interest them when topics are in the news. Probably not value for getting fast traffic... everyone mentioned the reason why... but still value.
     
  20. superman100

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    Haha, it would be a very good niche, because being a weird world - people will turn to Google for the answer to the questions they dont' dare to ask their friends, family or school teachers.

    I'll get my 'how do i get my sister to sleep with me' up along with:

    "how do i get my boyfriend to eat me out"..

    Another popular search (number two after the sister one).