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How do I get into Guinness World Records?

Discussion in 'White Hat SEO' started by ijof9, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. ijof9

    ijof9 Power Member

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    I found a very profitable niche. It basically concerns building a dirt-cheap XXL physical object, big enough to fit in the World Records. Already checked the records for that project and it's really easy to dominate. So if I do this, I will break the records for the biggest ?????????? in the world.

    However once I build the thing, what do I do next? I mean should I expect like sales and all that crap? Will the shit go viral instantly?

    LE Rephrase: This is about manufacturing a product cheaply, and do it so that it breaks a World Record because of its physical size. You have a big hammer? We build one even bigger. You have a big mona lisa painting? we paint a bigger one. etc. The purpose of this is to sell the product and market it as "the biggest mona lisa painting in the world" to whoever wants to buy it. All blogs will talk about it, think. Sort of like expect news titles "kid in europe creates the world's largest mona lisa paint." and a link in their posts: the painting is on ebay for $20,000.


    ... clear? :D
     
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    I've already started the largest gumball!
     
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    Break a record?

    Sorry just thinking out the box, crazy I know
     
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    "sales and all that cr*p" :D
     
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    wtf? Break a record?
     
  8. ijof9

    ijof9 Power Member

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    Ok let's say I pick "The biggest PAPER PLANE in the whole world!"
    - costs: cardboard, glue, some rubber strings whatever to build it
    - footage of it actually flying
    - then I make a diy version and sell the kits or blueprins or whatever I can sell (not the best example with paper planes lol)
    - some blogs like yt, 9gag, JFL etc. to publish it
    - and then register to Guiness
    - make a website about it, plast in all technical data like overall size, wing span, the distance it flew, etc

    This looks to be the biggest airplane:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EG8mCmSiSY
     
  9. bornformoney

    bornformoney Senior Member

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    Why go for the biggest?

    Rip a piece of paper, 1mm X 1mm...make sure it's microscopically tiny and call it a paper plane. Set the records.

    Let's recap the steps again:

    1) pick 1mm X 1 mm super tiny paper
    2) Call it the "world's smallest plane"
    3) Guinness book records
    4) Money
    5) Donate a 1 BILLION to BHW
    6) Retire with whatever you have

    PROBLEM SOLVED
    :D
     
  10. ijof9

    ijof9 Power Member

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    Hmmm let's see:
    Avg. distance between RO and Mainland US: a few thousand kms
    Avg. penis size: 20 cm
    Not feasible.

    Does it still read "Newbie" under my name?



    Might have problems with this part:

     
  11. Lecca

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    You can have a silicon implant and get world's biggest man boobs.
     
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    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    Why not break the record for largest collection of porn?
     
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    ijof9 Power Member

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    Ba lesinatule

    This is a speculative talk, and I'm actually talking about CREATING a product with a few unique properties:
    1. the potential to easily be marketed using this "the biggest PRODUCT_NAME in the world" as its tagline.
    2. the teenage-inventor cliche type of video that usually gets 1000000 views within 2-3 days (or for example good infographics that spread virally)
    3. depending of the nature of the product, it can may have cultural value, social impact, usefulness, etc.

    I'm not talking about buying 1000000 dominos and hire a chinese to build a domino chain; I'm talking about actually kick-starting a genuine business here. Get it now ba lesinatule?
     
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    A++++

     
  15. Lecca

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    keyboard malfunction?:confused::baby:
     
  16. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    Its romanian,but idk what it means lol.
     
  17. ijof9

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    - means "hey you prick" more or less.

    I remember you Roparadise from the other thread where you were whining that you were the first to patent a FB chickmagnet method and some Radio here in Romania stole it from you so don't act like fool cause I do remember you.
     
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    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    No i wasnt whing i just said that i was like the first person to spam the FB of those radio stations,but its so oversaturaded now. No one will click links anymore since every 2 minutes there is other 'ad' for webcam company posted there.

    But worlds largest porn collection would go viral :pirate:
     
  19. kendy

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    Your idea is not bad, but it cost a lot of hours of work and some money. You need to be sure about the income before begin your project.
     
  20. Roparadise

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    Worlds largest nude painting :pirate: