...noticed most of these methods won't get me any results.
How do you know this?
How many have you tried?
What did you do?
Did you ask questions about what didn't work?
Did you just blindly follow "instructions" without putting any thought or work into spinning things in a slightly different direction?
How many TIMES did you try each method?
Did you try one ad on craig's list and decide "Craig's List doesn't work."
I guess there's about a 1/1000 chance that you actually applied all these methods, with real dilligence and forethought and true effort and came up empty handed, but if that's the case, then you don't need a method - you need a mindset.
You have to spend time learning not just the A, B, C's of marketing methods, but also the psychology of surfers and buyers. You can't just spend 5 minutes hacking together a 150 word crap article on Squidoo and expect mountains of traffic. You can't just copy and paste someone else's verbiage into a chat client and consider yourself an e-whore. You can't just reupload one video into Youtube and write off youtube as a traffic source.
There's a reason why all the methods here work. It's marketing 101.
Step one: find traffic. Go where a lot of people hang out. Youtube, Yahoo Answers, Myspace, Craig's List.
Step two: entice them by making them believe they're going to get something they want if they do something you want.
Step three: tell them what you want.
Rinse repeat.
Send Dan08 a check. Just for the avatar if nothing else.
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