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How Black Hat Has Made Me a Gentleman...And Why You're Special (Schizophrenia?)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mrcheese, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. mrcheese

    mrcheese Newbie

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    After doing a ton of different BH methods over the years (many of the involving ewh****), I have come to the realization that women have it pretty effin rough.

    I say this simply based on what I have experienced as a "virtual chick" in my random marketing shenanigans.

    Obviously the cam methods and adult dating-related methods are bound to unearth the creepiest of dewdz imaginable, but it's still the same with more "legit" methods.

    If I want to run a campaign on FB and (for obvious reasons) I choose a female profile. Once I post a single sentence on the "add me" groups I am immediately bombarded with friend requests and messages asking me if I can cam them, skype them, send them noodz, etc. I mean, I can almost feel a sea of c***s just floppin around on my monitor.

    I'm not complaining. I know what I'm in for when i set up a campaign. But if you think about it, chicks have to deal with that kind douche-baggery on a daily basis and they didn't go poking around a pervy chat room.

    Sex sells, I get that. And well, that's why we use women in advertising. But I have a new found respect for women now that I have posed as so many of them. Props woomenz you can definitely roll with the punches.

    I just kind of feel bad for them is all. I could be wrong. But that's more or less my assumption nowadays. So I try to take extra care of teh ladiez when I can. You know hold the door for em....if they're wearing yoga pants :D

    Seriously though, BH kind of reveals the truth behind the curtain from time to time. Marketing, whether black hat or not, is not just a way to make money, it's a key that opens doors. It's a powerful cash machine but it can also be a great life teacher.

    If you don't know this about yourself: You are one of a VERY FEW individuals in this world who knows the information contained in these forums. Or that even know that these methods exists.

    We surround ourselves with this information so we think that it's just common knowledge. It's not. Ask some random person on the street if they have a cookie stuffing script they could link you to. You'll get a mixed look of horror/confusion as they try to make a connection between baked goods and movie scripts (and where are they stuffing them?)

    Anywho you should wake up every morning He-Manning it with "I HAVE THE POOOOWAAAA". Because you have incredibly specific knowledge that has far-reaching implications.

    Caveat: This is all assuming that you, the reader, are actually doing something with what you read here. But who am I kidding. Those guys are trolling the "Making Money" section right now asking for PHP script that will wipe their a** AND do the dishes for them.

    Damn I wish I had that rainbow with the shooting star that says "The more you know". It would have been perfect for this.
     
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  2. ShadeDream

    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    Knowledge is worthless if you don't put it into action. :)
     
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  3. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    You 've discovered that experience can be an eye opener for those who realise they have their own set of eyes. Keep at it.
     
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  4. madoctopus

    madoctopus Supreme Member

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    Depends on the woman. Some have it rough, some give it rough to men.

    About half a million "very few". And most are here waiting for Bartman to come back :)

    ^^^ Cracked me up! Made me remember when I went to the market and asked people selling pliers, screws and screwdrivers if they have pliers with 128bit encryption. They said "I got this one with blue handle". I said "No, it doesn't 'bite' into cables good enough to encrypt them at 128bit". And he went o_O wtf face. We were 3 guys and had to take turns, one would talk the other two would laugh in tears with their back turned so the selers wouldn't figure out is a joke.

    What you talking about? My PHP scripts are in fact doing the dishes for me, making coffee and wiping my ass... or close enough - they make me money, so I'm ok with them not wiping my ass.
     
  5. mrcheese

    mrcheese Newbie

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    Haha so it's settled. We need 128b encrypted pliers with ass-wiping capabilities. Hang on I need to go apply at Y Combinator.
     
  6. seocrab

    seocrab Senior Member

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    Lol. Nice words, though!