Hostgator Money Laundering

Lmao, i love hostgator

 

hahahahhahaha wtf

 

Hooly shit!
Is that chat fake or what?

 

Completely 100% real.

 

ahahaha that is awesome

 

lol hilarious. Are you seriously trying to hide some money, or where you just fucking with the support guy? Either way, this made me lol for reals

 

lol nice way to do override

 

OMG!

This really made my day

@pewep: how do you know it's real, were you the hostgator side of the conversation?

The way the guy talks is just unreal!

 

the support guy was probably treating this like a joke as soon as your mouth...i mean...

"yo wus good mang" didn't really sound too serious to me lol

 

It was me trolling the guy lol.

 

haha bored much? XD

 

I thought the only person using the word "aight" anymore was Randy Jackson!!


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Just did this myself.. didn't got that lucky

(2:16:47 PM) System: There currently are 0 people in front of you.
There are currently 34 chat technicians assisting customers.
(2:16:49 PM) Michael Wa: has entered the chat.
(2:16:50 PM) Michael Wa: Hello, welcome to HostGator Live Chat.
(2:16:50 PM) Michael Wa: How may I assist you today?
(2:17:00 PM) Tom: yo wus good mang
(2:17:06 PM) Tom: aight i had a q
(2:17:19 PM) Tom: u got refunds?
(2:17:22 PM) Tom: like
(2:17:28 PM) Tom: what's the time period
(2:18:10 PM) Michael Wa: We offer a 45 day money back guarantee.
(2:18:22 PM) Tom: for any hosting?
(2:19:07 PM) Tom: u der?
(2:19:37 PM) Michael Wa: Only for shared and reseller hosting.
(2:19:45 PM) Michael Wa: We don't have money back guarantees for dedicated servers.
(2:19:59 PM) Tom: aight, how many resller accounts can i cop at a time?
(2:20:46 PM) Michael Wa: You can purchase as many reseller accounts as you want.
(2:21:12 PM) Tom: Can I get refunds at a different paypal account then the 1 i copped the accounts at?
(2:22:18 PM) Michael Wa: One moment please.
(2:22:42 PM) Tom: sure thing bro
(2:22:47 PM) Michael Wa: Unfortunately refunds just go straight back to the original Paypal.
(2:24:08 PM) Tom: Aight boss, Cuz I got about $16,000 in money i need to move discreetly. I can hide it in your accounts den come back for it like 30days right? ya'll dont mind do u? Cuz i kinda need to hide it asap mang. like... tonight
(2:24:16 PM) Tom: Deal went sour
(2:25:46 PM) Michael Wa: One moment please.
(2:27:31 PM) Tom: ok let me know cuz I have another places where to go, just my broh told me that hostgator ist best for dis! - Seems like a nice site.
(2:28:02 PM) Michael Wa: Okay unfortunately we do not allow things like this, we do not partake in money laundering and this would not be allowed.
(2:29:05 PM) Tom: no no, cmon I didn't mean like dat! Just I got load of card I want to cashout and hide for sum moment? what u say if i give u 5% of dis? No one will know
(2:29:36 PM) Angela Re: has entered the chat.
(2:30:20 PM) Angela Re: As stated Tom, this is illegal and we do not partake in illegal activity
(2:30:49 PM) Angela Re: Now, if there is nothing else. You have a good day.
(2:31:13 PM) Tom: Wait wait
(2:31:15 PM) Tom: why so?
(2:31:25 PM) Tom: Mam don't be so mean.. I really like ur site
(2:31:27 PM) Tom: so what not?
(2:31:34 PM) Tom: It's profit for all of us!
(2:31:38 PM) Tom: isn't it ?

 

Lmao, i think hostgator reads BHW

 

Indeed!

we have to try this with some other companies, a poker room should be priceless!

 

Lol, funny indeed but really now ... Hostgator has AWESOME support, go make fun of other companies. These guys are just too great to make fun of.

 

LOL, took some advice. Anyone needs to hide some money?:
(had to piece this from 2 screens - they don't save chats )



Probably on the phone with the cops right now lmao

 

hhaaha nice one

 

omfg, you got too much time on your hands guys. still funny as hell though.

 

lol I love hostgator's chats =]