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Holy Shiiit, Never Been more Scared in my Life

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by carryout, Jan 9, 2009.

  1. carryout

    carryout Junior Member

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    My Probation Officer showed up randomly at my house this morning @ 8:30am and Told me he was doing a compliance check, searched my house and then said I have to give him a UA, and I said sorry dude I just pissed and I couldnt go..He said alright well then youll just have to come in and see me in an hour and take it at the office. And I had smoked on the 1st and was like damn I'm gunna fail...So I drank a detoxify drink that I had in case of some shit like this...Well I drank it and Miraculously I passed when I went there....Never been more scared in my life, and I'm on it for Felony delivery of marijuana...to all u BHW members, just remember Freedom sure as hell isn't free...Keep ur noses clean...if u have to lol..Thank god man...Thought id share this with u all
     
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    Damn dude, good luck. I've been in similar situations although not as bad.
     
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    HAHA....

    My friend Milo went through the same thing, but they fuckin showed up all the time!!.. One time , milo's dad was drunk when the P.O came over, and the P.O opened the door, and went to walk in the house, and Milo's dad fuckin busted him in his Jaw, and got away with it!!! :D

    Milo got busted with that (detoxify) shit though... I guess it showed up on his piss test or something?!
     
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    Great story! I've got some family members that have to keep a 'cleaner' available for random tests :)

    That gives me an idea! If you wouldn't mind, could you pm me the name of the drink? If you don't want to do it......make a site on the best detox drinks to have on hand......by God I will :)

    Could be lucrative, especially with testimonials!
     
  5. matapples01

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    Keep OUR noses clean?...dude look in a mirror. You're on probation for felony posession and you're still smoking for kicks? Call me judgemental but it certainly wouldn't take a felony conviction to get me to give up something as "trivial" as pot.

    Getting fired for smoking is a sign of immaturity but taking the chance at prison time to catch a buzz is in a stupidity league of it's own. Maybe some people like jail...
     
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    Well at least he can BlackHat from the Prison Library for Commissary ;)
     
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    glad im clean - i dont drink nor smoke.
     
  8. JesterJoker

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    yah me to..

    clean.. if you were close enough I would sell my piss to you for a price.. LOL

    "Always Blackhat"
     
  9. carryout

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    Ya dude I agree, I did it on new years, was a dumbass mistake, but I'm glad I passed, that will definately be the end of that, freedom and finishing college is way to important for me.
     
  10. luke82817

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    Carryout, where do you live? I posted a documentary for you to watch :)

    If you live in the US I highly suggest you move as soon as you can afford..
     
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    carryout Junior Member

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    Minnesnowta, but im in Nodak for school...I'd love to watch it man wheres it ad bro
     
  12. luke82817

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    It's about two threads under yours lol. Man, honestly when you finish your education you should move to Canada/Europe cuz that story makes me sad.. I hate that shit and how fucked up the government is..
     
  13. HenryHavoc

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    I always thought selling drugs was blackhat ;)

    Luckily for me, I've had nothing but two disorderly conduct charges and a felony shoplifting charge (which was later dropped down to a misdemeanor), none of which were drug related.

    I've been on probation since august and I haven't gotten in any other trouble. Smoking is nice, in moderation.

    Cheers!
     
  14. luke82817

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    moderation lol. If by that you mean once a day then yes :) Just get a vaporizer and your lungs will be perfect :D. Unfortunately people with slow metabolisms will more likely get caught. Thank fuck im skinny lol
     
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    Yeah like OMG!!!!

    Weed is so terrible!!!


    (sarcasm)
     
  16. luke82817

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    lol drug dealers is such a harsh term for selling weed. I prefer to think of it as selling medicine :D Not that i've ever sold it..
     
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    Selling weed does'nt make you a drug dealer!!
    As for your po showing up dude im sorry shit happens but at least you know he does and will show up again. I would of been scared to shit to lol
    And on the last note Weed should be just like beer or any other drink (But guy its a gate way drug)<<<< fuck that it is not! its being curious thats everyone gate way drug. This is coming from someone in the military at that :p just my opion in this :p
     
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    weed is a gateway drug. Definitely. Not because of the plant or THC per se, but because of the fact that it is illegal in the first place.
     
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    Heh. I had a roomate who was on intense probation. At the time I was working a job where I'd get home at 4AM and crash.

    One morning, there's this 'cop knock' (you know, that loud, incessant banging) at the door. Rolling over, I see that it's 5:30AM - no shit.

    I throw the door open and there's this little dude standing there who's like, "Hey, Jason - surprise!!". I step out and he says, "You're not Jason."

    "No shit!", I tell him, "What the fuck are you doing banging on the door at 5 o'clock in the morning?"

    He puffs up his little chest and says, "I'm Jason's probation officer and I'm doing a routine check to be sure he's where he's supposed to be."

    Looking at the driveway, I say, "Is his truck here?"
    "No"
    "When his truck isn't here, he's not here. Don't show up banging on my door at 5 in the morning!"

    He says, "Look buddy, I'm a probation officer..."
    I cut him off and say, "You're not my fucking probation officer! I don't give a fuck what goes on between you and your probationees. If it's that important for you to know where they are then give him a cell phone! That's none of my business, what IS my business is you waking me up beating on my door at 5 in the morning. Don't do it again!"

    Then I shut the door in his face. Eventually my roomate went back to jail, but for the 4 months we were roomates, I never saw that guy again :D

    As for smoking weed being stupid: I've been at a party and heard a girl say as she toked up, "I really shouldn't, I've got a drug test tomorrow" - so yeah, I don't personally believe there's anything wrong with weed, but we all know it's illegal. Smoking is taking a risk anytime, but when you're subject to random testing it is pretty idiotic.
     
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    @Same12six you made my laugh, Thats funny shit.

    The thing is I know when I have a UA and its the same day every month. Although Ive been sober since february and have been staying clean just for my sake of not going to prison, I figured it would be harmless for a New years eve toke for a 1 time deal....I know that because im only 175lbs, 6'4" that It wouldve been outta my system in a couple days max. I think my P.O showing up randomly was more scary then me even taking the few hits, it startled me and made me feel like I was up to no good, I guess its hard for some to understand where I'm coming from because you weren't here but....I agree Sam its pure stupidity to smoke if your being tested randomly.

    @Everyone that still smokes ---> Burn one for me