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Hillarious Chat. ********* might enjoy this...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MandatoryMagic, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. MandatoryMagic

    MandatoryMagic Registered Member

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    Alright, so I was doing a little research for a little project of mine and I stumbled upon this web design company among many others. Whatever, some New York company, that's not the point.


    So I saw a live chat button and it was really late and I was a bit drunk so I clicked it, and wanted to fuck with them a little bit but be serious enough not to get banned.


    Here's the chat log:


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    Daniela: Hello, Thank you for your interest in F0reScene (reative. My name is Daniela, how may I help you today?
    you: Do you guys do adult sites. I need a site for Female Anal Torture.
    you: If not that's fine, I just liked some of the work in your portfolio.
    Daniela: Yes we do - as long as the people being anally tortured are of age.
    you: Excuse me? I run a very tight operation. The tightest.

    you: There are no discrepancies in what I do, and I don't want a sloppy job.
    you: So in other terms, YES, the females are of age.
    Daniela: Well I would need some more information in terms of features and functionality.
    you: Pretty simple site.
    you: Out of curiosity, what's the price for something like that?

    Daniela: Could you show me a site that has the exact functionality as yours?
    you: Would you be interested in co-starring in one of our videos?
    Daniela: No. I'm sorry, we don't provide that service.
    you: Oh, well I don't have any girls yet. I thought you guys did web development... Like a complete package. Including the videos.
    you: How tight is your hole?
    you:...
    you:..
    you: Alright, well I'll gather some more information and then submit it via the contact form.
    you: Thanks for your help!




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    Just thought I would share that...
     
  2. LadRak

    LadRak Registered Member

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    That idea of anal torture was brilliant, but you failed to create an interesting conversation.

    Develop a sense of humor or try doing it while less intoxicated.
     
  3. krates

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    That was good buddy!! ,LOL on that.. but a real small chat..