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Hilarious mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by varundbest, Aug 6, 2010.

  1. varundbest

    varundbest Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also.......

    Because of your kindness:

    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    * Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc?.

    * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

    * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

    * Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

    * I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

    * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)

    NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:

    If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

    Nothing has happened till now..................... but who knows. So please forward.
     
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  2. Nookie Monster

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    Good one !
     
  3. manhunter

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    lol. Thats damn funny. Hee hee:D
     
  4. howard_hughes

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    hahahah you made my day:) +thankss
     
  5. dheer

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    this is funny lol


    * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
     
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  6. BigFatWallet

    BigFatWallet Power Member

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    :super:

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

    * Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
     
  7. hpscool

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    That soo truee about these chain mails.....good one
     
  8. lucky17

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    Thanks for the laugh, its been a bad month for me so needed to smile
     
  9. kira.arg

    kira.arg Newbie

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    LOL, funny stuff. I once actually got a call from a friend saying that she's received an email in which someone wants to give her $100,000. I still can't believe she asked me if there could be some truth to it.

    For my mailbox, I have a strict policy -- send me Internet banality, and you're banned.
     
  10. RedWolf

    RedWolf BANNED BANNED

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    lol this is the best chain mails
     
  11. varundbest

    varundbest Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Yea! Thats the best part.
     
  12. Rhazha

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    It's a "sad reality" to think that people do trust emails like this:

    * Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million.

    Later on they complain that somebody "stole" their ID...but they don't know how that could've happened! How can "they" possibly do this?

    It's f%$^#up.:motz:
     
  13. Paranoid Android

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    varundbest Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Yea, but what can we do about that. It seems like stupidity is a crime :D
     
  15. shadowfax

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    Thanks made me chuckle..
     
  16. TwoLife

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    I low chain mails!

    BTW: Sent this to 500 random scraped emails (Scraped with the keyword chainmail :p).
     
  17. risefromdeath

    risefromdeath BANNED BANNED

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    I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

    That was classic..lol