Hi its vince with slap chop you’re gonna be a in a good mood all day

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Vince as in the paid information AD's on late night TV that wears that goofy headset


HI ITS VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP YOU'RE GONNA BE A IN A GOOD MOOD ALL DAY CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SLAPPING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH SLAP CHOP AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT THE MORE YOU FUCKING SLAP IT THE SMALLER YOUR CHUNKS ARE. AND CHECK THIS SHIT OUT; YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SALAD YOU JUST HATE MAKING IT YOU NEED MORE SALAD IN YOUR DIET. JUST ONE CHOP! SALAD! I LOVE PIZZA TOO BUT ONCE IN A WHOLE JUST THROW THE FUCKING VEGGIES ONTOP. YOU'RE GONA CHANGE YOUR EATING HABITS. SOUP, COLESLAW, SPAGETTI, FISH, TUNA, BACON, CHEESECAKE, BATTERIES, KRYPTONITE, 5 SECONDS? 4, 5 SECONDS? IT'S DONE. YOU SEE THIS FUCKER? THIS TUNA? SHIT LOOKS FUCKING BORING. STOP HAVING BORING TUNA, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE. SLAP THAT SHIT IN THE CHOPPER AND YOU'LL HAVE A NICE TUNA SALAD. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS! WALNUTS, PICCANS, PEANUTS, ALMONDS, GRAVEL, CHALK, RAZOR BLADES, ALL WITH THE SLAP CHOP. 5 SECONDS? 4, 5 SECONDS? IT'S FUCKING DONE. SO FUCKING EASY I CAN DO THIS SHIT WITH ONE FINGER. AND YOU KNOW IF I CAN DO IT WITH ONE FUNGER, YOU CAN DO THAT SHIT WITH ONE HAND CAUSE I'M FUCKING JACKED. THAT OTHER SHIT FROM THE STORES? FORGET ABOUT THAT SHIT, YOU CAN'T OPEN THOSE FUCKERS UP! SHIT'S WORTHLESS! WE'RE MAKING AMERICA SKINNY AGAIN, ONE SLAP AT A TIME!



If you thought that was funny please give thanks.
 
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no...it's not funny.....

Really!..... Try again in January :D

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ok, ok, ok...i'm sorry, I came back to edit because this was the dumbest thread i've ever read!!....

Really!

Proceed
 
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