Hey guys , after Matt and I kicked Gabriels as s and a little thing going on in russia , i decided im too old for this sh it ! Cop pensions dont pay for sh it , so i want to get into the computer buisness. try to make some money for myself , mostly to pay for fu cking alimony! bare with me because im sort of old , im still trying to get a hang of this, ill be using a laptop with micorsoft xp and 1gb ram i hope its not too fast! cant wait to learn how to hack my nokia 3310 and change the snake game background! Ill catch you nerds later, gotta get ready for a flight to Tokyo, the Nakatomi Corporation wants to give me an award for my bravery on the 25th year anniversary of the Nakatomi Hostage Crisis. Yippie ki yay motherfu ckers!