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Hi all! I will be this forum's comedian because I am a part-time comedian for some online websites..

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  1. 98peehdluk

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    Hieeeeeeeee!!!!

    im 98! cos im born at 1998!! hahahahaha!!!

    im a standup comedian but since we using computers now im more of a sitdown comedian... hahahahahaha!!!

    ok i've been a lurker in this forum for quite some time mainly due to searching about cryptocurrencies trading and i came across this community. So after surfing around I figure this is a great place to hang out! You guys are metal!!

    ok my first joke would be... why gay guys can't understand the concept of magnetism?

    "Like forces repel, opposite forces attract" - they don't get it. GET IT???????

    Thank you!!!! Nice to get to meet you all!!!
     
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    Sweet mother of christ.. we've enough clowns around here thank you very much.
     
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    A clown? I'm not a clown! I'm a comedian! :D



    so where can I find the mimes? hahahahahhaha :p
     
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    A comedian who laughs at his own Jokes? No, thanks!
     
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    LORD!! MY EYES!
     
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    This post is so cringy
     
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    I'm not joker.

    Sir, are you telling me, sir, are you telling me... I just wasted my $22 on a standup course from udemy???

    Thats it?
     
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    Half blood eh... I can see the rest is rainbow................ woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    So no one is laughing except you. That is how you made jokes :p
     
  12. 98peehdluk

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    God damn it, MisterF. Why can't you just private message me than outing me like this???? I guess you're every abbreviation of F but not "Funny". GET IT?

    BA DUM TSS

    Joking! We're all joking! You good guy!
     
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    Yesterday i dream bitcoin will be $8124 soon, hope this help your crypto journey
     
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    If I get a dollar every time someone mentions that bitcoin will be a new high... I would earn more than bitcoin's ever increasing prices.



    But seriously, that's good to hear. Thanks for sharing, buddy! :D
     
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    If it become real, you will remember this thread :eek::eek:
     
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    ..... and then he got banned because of that joke.
     
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    He got banned for being previously banned, the joke was just the icing on the cake.
     
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    The same Kuldheep from 2013 lol
     
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