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Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it

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  1. fuzzy_corleone

    fuzzy_corleone Regular Member

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    http://www.scoop.it/t/the-billy-pul...ps-her-booty-looked-so-good-i-couldn-t-resist

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    [I]Meet Aaron Morris.
    
    
    The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.
    
    
    Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman?s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.
    
    
    During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim?s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff?s report.
    
    
    ?Her booty looked so good,? he noted, ?I just couldn?t resist touching it.?
    
    
    Locked up in lieu of $1000 bail, Morris has been charged with touch or strike/battery, a misdemeanor.[/I]
    
    Perhaps he needed this tattoo on his hands:

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    thay ass
     
  3. Joker7

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    "must touch.... that... booty"
     
  4. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    If only the world worked like that ...
     
  5. Georgebg

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    So they put him in jail for just touching a woman's butt?

    Why don't they put all those drug junkies, killers, scammers etc in jail instead of filling it up with innocent people who did something very little like this?
     
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    We all know that grabbing the ass of a strange woman trying on cloths is a sure way to get a phone number and serious action right? What is the conversion rate here?
     
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    lmfao conversion rate.. hahahhaah
     
  8. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    With a bit more optimization, it could go all the way up to 0.05%
     
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    It's a funny thing happening in the US. Judges who are soft on crime force lawmakers to create "mandatory minimum" laws so people are going to jail for things that they truly shouldn't be.

    Classic example: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57433184/fla-mom-gets-20-years-for-firing-warning-shots/
     
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    WTF is the world coming to. That dude's not a criminal, he's just a normal guy with slightly poor impulse control. Sort of like a black Beavis. His explanation is clumsy, but honest and well meaning. From guy to guy, he just told it like it is. I feel sorry for the dude. He made a small mistake now he is sitting in jail for touching a woman's BUTT??
     
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    Aaron Morris needs to work for the TSA. He can grope all the buttocks he wants, legally. :p
     
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    Turn her around man then there will be no touching problem! :)

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    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Sometimes I have that same problem.
     
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    I remember one time I had touch a this woman booty , I knew her and we where friends she came to the club in this pink dress. I said please don't get mad at me but I have to do this. I usually don't get rowdy or out of line but if you would have seen that booty you would have taken the chance lucky she wasnt tripping lol. I got a little teary eyed just thinking bout that moment.:cool:
     
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    how the fuck are they going to report on that case without even including the picture of the womens rear for educational purposes? smh.
     
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    Lmfao sometimes everybody have those moments but you have to ignore it
     
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    If it were MY wife's butt, he would be in jail with no teeth.

    NO woman should be touched on her ass by a stranger.

    That is a strictly "by invitation only" perk.