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Help Me: I am being stalked by Rhianna

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by rudyvise, May 6, 2011.

  1. rudyvise

    rudyvise Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Ok, the other day i was walking down my street and i got a sense i was being followed.
    I kept looking back and saw this shady looking woman in a grey trenchcoat.
    I walked a few more blocks and she was still following
    Then i turned down an alleyway and she seemed to speed up
    As i got half way down the alleyway this bitch was almost on top of me
    I started this heavy breathing thing and the faster i was breathing the closer she was getting
    Just as I neared the end i became braver and turned to face her head on
    As i turned she careered heavily into me and the buttons on her coat popped open and she fell naked on top of me

    There was tits, fanny and arse everywhere and i was shouting help, help
    And she had her hands down my pants and things were coming up and out of me

    Then i woke up and it was my Labrador humping me through the bedclothes.
    :D
     
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  2. Ziloo

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    Bless you.
     
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    Hehe - funny and a bit obnoxious.
     
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    I hope Chris Brown Doesn't read this :eek:
     
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    Cambridge BANNED BANNED

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    Chris Brown will be suicidal
     
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    Haha thanks for the laugh man!
     
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    lmao you make my day man
     
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    Nothing like a good laugh! :D