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HELP! I have 15 days to be a millionaire or I have to shoot my dog

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  1. Not Ste Hughes

    Not Ste Hughes BANNED BANNED

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    Hi Guys,

    Last night I got drunk as fuck and told my friend I could be a millionaire any time I like.

    He said BS, I said FU.

    The short story is I told him give me 15 days and I will be a millionaire.

    If I fail, I have to shoot my dog in the face.

    What is the best tutorial to be rich as fuck? It's 2pm on day 1 and I just got out of bed, I'm ready to work.

    Thanks
     
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    I bet you "shot" your dog in the face already last night when you were drunk as F and thought hes a hot b*tch
     
  4. mickyfu

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    Just shoot your dog. You can get another for free off Gumtree.
     
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    Follow 50 cent tutorial to make money selling drugs.
     
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    Sell you ass. You gotta sell your ass mate.
     
  7. Sherbert Hoover

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    That's ridiculous, it's not 2pm, it's half past nine in the morning. That is the only piece of this story that doesn't add up.

    Sincerely,

    Eastern Standard Time
     
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    anyone who even can say shoot there dog in the face, needs taking out back
    for and having a boot in there face...fcking idiot.
     
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  9. faibol

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    how can one shoot a god when such a being doesn't exist?
     
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    typo error fixed b4 u even posted it.
     
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    Sell your dog is the best way :p .
     
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    Religious discussion is prohibited on bhw
     
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    Yeah but now we know about your dyslexia.

    Hey here's a joke. What sucks about being a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

    You stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
     
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  15. faibol

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    nope, that's a lie.

    i posted my comment at 12:27 PM

    and you fixed your comment at 12:30 PM

    nvm though...

    i understand why you dislike his comment but it was clearly a joke, maybe an inappropriate joke, BUT still a joke.

    people joke about rape, murder, the Holocaust etc... so why is his joke not OK?



    chill...
     
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    The sad moment when a typo results in a ban.
     
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    How can anyone need booting in the face over an imaginary dog?

    I will not lower the tone by calling you a fucking idiot.

    Bet there are a fair few people on here who have ate dog.
     
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    the sad moment when people can't take jokes...
     
  20. faibol

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    where did you see me talk about religion?

    1. it's a JOKE
    2. believing in a god doesn't mean you are religious..
     
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